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My date with the presidents daughter 2 where Obama's little nigglet dates one hood ass nigga

Narnia on my GPS

@Becuuhh cool it on the make-up, Jesus.

Kim Kardashians booty...Yeezus Christ!!!

I bathe in my mother's squirt

Grindmode

Hanging out with Waka Flocka Flame doesn't give you whiplash at all

I ripped my pasties off of my nipples and only cried for 20 minutes

Squirting my baby gravy on my biscuits in the morning

Saggy titty bow ties when I go into work

I want to be cremated from the neck down so my head can be used like a beach volleyball at my funeral

420 smoke your pubes

Packaged diahrea

Anal orgasm

Dip the blunt inside a Down Syndrome person.

Earl Sweatervest

Diahrea bubbles.