out of sky‘s system

idk how to flirt but ill make a playlist full of songs that remind me of you

@YAPR1NCESS nr. 5 checkeee, weil warum kann ich nur spazieren gehen, wenn ich einen chai latte in der hand oder ne cola in der hosentasche hab 😭

5 things i'm obsessed with & 5 oomfs ⋆｡°✩ dnp are too obv, i'll try to find 5 more things ! 1. pop music, especially the girls 2. cute stickers & beads 3. the L word 4. vinted 5. going on walks to get a fizzy drink

@YAPR1NCESS ahh danke 🤩 gebe mein bestes

@fetusdipnpip wow wieso bist du so cool

5 things I‘m obsessed with & 5 oomfs 😛 (first time doing anything like this, so excited) 1. dipnpip 2. rf kuang 3. the beatles (hamburg era💞💕💓) 4. expanding my letterboxd repertoire 5. greek mythology @phistherdaniel @isaisinsane @YAPR1NCESS @bxtcherqueenn @emodanphil

if you insist…

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why does dan act like he’s never seen phil’s dick when he wears a revealing outfit. i know you’ve been fucking crazy style for 16 years don’t play with me

do you think if he saw this 2013 Dani snot would wonder why had a curly mullet, why he didn't age, or why there's a purple board that says hard launch or would he just go straight into the clone fucking

@mushi020 @mauiiyaoii i fear it’s a pretty regularly sized male nipple😭 considering the size of his hands too

@mauiiyaoii Not to be weird but why is it TINY 🫪

i love going on X immediately after a dan and phil video, but how do you people do ittttt…. i need like 3-5 business days to process anything they say 😭

being autistic is getting told your whole life that you need to start caring what other people think then developing social anxiety and getting told you need to stop caring what other people think

@aanaberri i genuinely don’t know anyone irl who uses twitter

do you guys have irls on your accounts lmk

@orikitto berlinnn 🫡🫡

DIGGA ES GIBT SO VIELE DEUTSCHE GOOD OMENS FANS ICH HABE EUCH AUSVERSEHEN ALLE GESUMMONED 💔💔💔 VON WO KOMMT IHR BRO

does anybody know what to do.

how it feels tweeting with 7 followers

dan serving an insane amount of light yagami here

‘your love for him was the messiest, silliest, most predictable thing in the universe’

"what was the first meal that we ate when we met at your house in manchester in 2009" " a slice of pizza. from asda" "we went and got an asda oven pizza. and we burnt it [...] i was like wow he's as fucking incompetent as me, maybe we're in it for the long term"