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Bonaroo I had so much fucking fun.

Good luck finding another retard like me

being an ariana grande fan who don’t hate her is so freeing like i’m literally just glad she’s here

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

That one oomf who has a snap back and pink rhinestones dripped glasses thinking he trade omg #HeABttm

why my mom talking like conquest

I CAN’T WITH HIMFFOAPDJALF

big things happening

não aguento mais ver esse homem em todo filme ou série que estou assistindo

when it’s the weekend but you’re just staying in and smoking weed:

you mad weird for not letting me merge

nice in theory til you have someone turbo vacuum your left nut into their mouth and that shit hurts

i got used to being love bombed so much that i get impatient in slow burns

sorry i can’t talk rn i’m in a long distance low commitment unlabelled low profile breadcrumbing lovebombing micro obsessive yearning internet pseudo situationship w oomf

I bet straight men are terrified of another “that got bro pussy wet” happening to them

Let her speak lol

i need someone to settle down with so i don’t end up being 40 years old on grindr

"2 likes isnt a lot" imagine 2 dicks in your ass

@T_Blatt Have you tried feeding the Basculegion low carb meals or vegan options? Might be feeling bloated

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself