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I will not let the fact that I’m shadowbanned to hell & that it’s not even noon yet stop me from posting one of the first and probably only bikini pics I’ll have gotten all summer ⛱️🧴🤸🏾

i will be under your tree tonight oomf (threat btw)

ever since i was a little girl i knew too much

Looking ahead with curiosity, joy and Excitement instead of mistrust and fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My possibilities are endless!!!!!!!

merry christmas i hate all men

Subtweeting people who don’t even have a twitter

Abstaining from being in any kind of “situation” in 2026

@almondcrx oh wait they’re fighting . uhhhhh it’s a tie. love wins 🩷

@almondcrx these divas…… love them no notes

who wrote it better

slut shaming is dead. i respect whores more than i respect the president of the united states

born to be a family person forced to be the distant daughter

one more christmas cookie away from enlightenment

Ginger ale got every health benefit of medical marijuana

taking this 2026 re-brand very serious btw

i will get a grip very soon

yap is a gift cause if i stfu i wouldn’t be able to trigger the sleeper angels in the world around me

i managed to accidentally get stranded in a place i’ve never been and make friends that saved me for the second time in my life…. two nickels weird etc etc

I love being hot and having fun!

i luv it here which is so sinful of me to say as a new yorker….. ur pizza is fucked up but i love it here

in chicago w $5 wine and just remembered that i have a twitter acc