shocked dummy

@ZinaGoes If someone did this to me, I would absolutely be down for the count

Has anyone tried putting a fitted sheet over those police robot dogs?

Go favorite all the unfair labor practice strike pics from Oakland educators and families, it’s your internet citizen duty

@womensart1 Legend behavior

“I hate flowers.” - Georgia O'Keeffe...

I better not be in my underwear rewatching GLOW and eating ice cream sandwiches later

Friday night in but make it inspired, creative, engaging, whimsical and energized

When you complain to your therapist about the cost of healthcare, then they hit you immediately with that invoice email. Chefs kiss

Something I’ve never done and will never do? Buy something from instagram

WOW. That green you're seeing over most of interior NW Oregon isn't rain-- it's a portion of the 3.9 million birds the Portland Audubon Society says are migrating through Oregon's skies tonight! Turn off exterior lights & draw your blinds to help them out!

Al-anon Musk owns my dumb/goofy/mentally ill thoughts, Mark Suckberg owns my picjournal of my life/art documentation and connection with friends for the past whatever years. Feels great

FDR: Dewy Truman: Dry Eisenhower: DESICCATED JFK: Moist LBJ: Wet Nixon: SOAKING Ford: Dewy Carter: Moist Reagan: BONE DRY Bush I: Dry as the Episcopal Host Clinton: Wet Bush II: Dry Obungler: Dry Trump: SOAKING Biden: MUMMIFIED

Nirvana, Nevermind (1991)

Shout out to people who do cop watch, thank you for your service

Love a full bodied tulip. So sexy

“Please clap” -Jeb Bush (2016)

@michaelapretend Geez louisus

That Barbie movie has so many people cast in it. Gonna be so chaotic and gorgeous lol I hope the story holds up

Sewing/quilting memes are quite bad

Succumbing to the everything bagel

Been feeling dead inside lol spring isn’t supposed to feel like this?