Fantasy Football Degenerates

@cheetah Not as good as this one

@AdamSchefter Wow Eagles found their new starting quarterback

Former Falcons’ QB Marcus Mariota reached agreement with the Philadelphia Eagles on a one-year, $5 million deal worth up to $8 million, per source. Mariota is expected to be the Eagles’ No. 2 QB this season.

@Schultz_Report @MySportsUpdate @theScore Thought this was Zeke for a second

Safety DeShon Elliott gets a one-year, $1.77M deal with the #Dolphins, source tells @theScore.

@RapSheet Derek Carr’s in shambles

It's a 1-year deal for Jameis Winston worth up to $8M, source said. With no starting opportunities, Winston sticks with what's familiar.

When a free agent signs who isn't fantasy relevant:

@lukesawhook Swift is going into a make or break year. This is his last shot, fantasy owners will either be rewarded from the high heavens or going to curse him to hell

3 Players who I know will be EXTREMELY polarizing in Fantasy Football next season. 🍿 -Kyle Pitts -D’Andre Swift -George Pickens 3 young players with tantalizing upside, who carry risk entering the 2023 fantasy season.

#49ers coach Kyle Shanahan says the most encouraging thing he’s heard on Brock Purdy is if surgery is done, he’ll build up his arm strength from 3-6 months. By 6 months he’ll be “the same dude and ready to go.”

@NoFungibleTakes Ask people who watch WWE the same question

I have a question for the “nfl is rigged” people. Why are you watching? Why get so emotionally attached if the outcomes are predetermined?

@AllbrightNFL You did tell a Texans fan he was going to be disappointed in where Ryan’s signed yesterday

Why would I delete my account? Lol... did people not read when I said the Broncos and Texans would compete for him? Did I think he might choose the Broncos? Sure.

@RapSheet They fired the better coach smh

One of the coolest stories this cycle: The #Panthers hire Frank Reich, their former QB who has family in the area. Now, he lands in Carolina.

@br_betting Georgia and Bowers

First follower to correctly predict which player scores the first TD AND who covers 13.5 points wins a B/R Betting Swag Bag ⬇️

@AdamSchefter How the Texans owner hirers coaches

Lovie Smith is out as Texans head coach, per source.

@Vunterslash @darrenrovell lol his unit sizes make no sense. It's not about how much I've won. If you're someone who gambles a lot you'd know this

This is so Week 18. Wager $3,300, win $15.56.

Does D’Andre Swift know he has to run forward not backwards?

@FieldYates Bengals ML to the bank

AFC Playoffs: 1. Chiefs: Bye 2. Bills vs. 7. Dolphins 3. Bengals vs. 6. Bengals 4. Jaguars vs. Chargers Note: An AFC Championship game between the Chiefs and Bills would be played at a neutral site.

Ban celebrations that consist of faking an injury

After scoring the Bengals' first TD of the game today, RB Joe Mixon pulls down his sock and pulls out a coin and proceeds to flip it. Elite troll!

In June 2021, Denmark's Christian Eriksen had a cardiac event on the field was given CPR. They suspended the Euro 2020 game for an hour and a half but eventually returned to play.

@br_betting Tyler Boyd and the Bills

First follower to correctly predict who scores the first TD AND which team wins, will win a B/R Betting swag bag ⬇️

Mike Evan’s plays like dogshit all year, decided in the title game he wants to go for 50 fantasy points