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Check out this collection of auld fellas wit!

Oleksandr Usyk has arrived in London ahead of Tyson Fury vs Derek Chisora III tonight… [📽️ @K2Ukraine]

@flaminhaystacks She must have massive tits

My son stayed 2 hours after college yesterday and today to help a girl who was falling behind in her engineering work because English is not her first language. He said he's going to stay behind every day until she's caught up to the rest of the class

Huge win for us, badly needed!!! #MOT #LUFC

@DieselIreland 2 hours of driving combined with the seatbelt on and your new tshirt logo can’t withstand it. I’d expect more quality from a €25 branded piece of clothing. Do something about it.

@sleepy_homo Any shoes around there so we could check out other rare animals that the zoo failed to fetch

London zoo not pissing around

“What’s happening Kammy” 😳🤷🏽‍♂️ i dunno Jeff 😂🤣

Dear @LUFC… 🤍

@Ekremkonur r we taking all the Salzburg in

⌛ Rasmus Kristensen 🔜 Leeds United #LUFC #Leeds

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

youtu.be/TQTx2odtShM?t=… watch Burnley comms when that realise it’s all over for them… you can hear Leeds fans chanting “we are Leeds” in the background. Tough fight lads.

WE ARE STAYING UP!!!

MAAAARCHIN OOOON TOGEHTHER!!!!!!!

A bit of gallows humour… What is the most Leeds way we could get relegated tomorrow?

Everton is out. All goes to Sunday games.

@VWGOODWILL_NO I’ll take that too but didn’t Brighton fucked mu 4:0 recently

He’s been too bold, hope he hasn’t run out of luck yet

😂😂

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

We’re offering a free lens removal service for all Man Utd fans. Simply visit your local store and we’ll pop the lenses out of your glasses so you don’t need to watch them anymore.

Leeds United's Kalvin Phillips is at the darts tonight! 😍