🦄 Frederick Kautz (Emeritus KubeCon Co-Chair)

@JenMsft Lunchtime work meals are always too salty!

A single tear slides down my face as I accept the lunchtime meeting

@JenMsft Serious question or just showing off your beautiful kitty? 🐱

Can someone please explain to my cat that the sink isn't a cat bed?

@jcoehoorn @JenMsft Clippy is my copilot! 💖

@ffkiv @JenMsft This was a missed branding opportunity. Clippy > Copilot. But I get execs may have been afraid of the "It looks like you're trying to write a letter" jokes keeping people from taking it seriously.

What's something you wish was easier to do on your PC?

@JenMsft Ohhh I’ll do that next time!

@ffkiv You could always search for the paperclip emoji in windows if you ever want to say hi 😛

@JenMsft Woooo! Happy for you! Good health is so important!

65 lbs down! After months and months and months

@ibuildthecloud TFTPOps here we come!!! Also serves as a foundation to PXE boot all the things!!!

Wait... What if you could FTP k8s yamls to a server as a way to auto deploy? FTPOps. Let's make it thing!

@MrTuxracer @RenwaX23 Info sent to NVD claims it requires no user interaction. Here are the metrics for this specific CVE, taken a few moments ago.

@RenwaX23 Could you explain how you get a CVSS score of 9.8? That seems a bit far off, considering required user interaction.

CVE-2025-30466: Safari <18.4 UXSS to bypass Same-Origin Policy with CVSS of Critical 9.8 🔴 ;) support.apple.com/en-us/122379#:…

@Tibbzzee @JenMsft If it’s sleeping, would this count as shut down?

@JenMsft The safest way to protect your data is to shut down your computer when not in use.

Do you shutdown your PC at night? 👀

@JenMsft With AI, the bugs have become sentient and aware!

And then, immediately as soon as I send a mail saying I can't repro it anymore, it happens again 🥲

You report the bug It immediately goes away

@ibuildthecloud I bet you’re still logged in.

@ffkiv Forever. If I logged out it wouldn't log out and then I'd go to the signon screen and it would just log me in. I had to surgically find every Microsoft cookie and delete them.

True story. This actually worked once for me.

@cra I know the doctor said to get your heart rate up but I don’t think he meant like this!

A few espressos a day keeps the doctor away?

@sabre1041 I don’t think fail whale plays jazz so maybe?

@ffkiv is that better than the fail whale?

#slack huddles is garbage. prove me wrong #RealFacts

@draparente @businessbarista Agreed, its power is in its simplicity. Difficult-to-implement specs are expensive and risky to adopt. My hope is MCP remains simple as it matures.

@ffkiv @businessbarista This. Not sure why everyone is making it so complicated.

Is an MCP not just an API between LLMs & data sources? This topic is blowing up my feed with jargon that my non-technical brain can’t grok.

@JenMsft When was the last time you heard a call producing acoustic feedback in a loop from multiple mics? That sound will eventually join its place in history alongside the modem.

I know it's not new new, but the fact you can be on a call, and there can be a coffee grinder behind you, and no one else on the call can hear it due to background noise suppression is just so cool

@d_feldman You can also have $20 full tanks but it’ll wreck your engine.

@bryanrbeal It worked