Alyssum

do you guys think she likes yellow

@sillyexbf YAYY

@fiadhoe never!

i like it when my girlfriend grabs my arm and puts herself into a headlock and begs me to choke her harder and i have to fight her off a lil bit to make sure i don’t crush her trachea bc she would absolutely let me in the moment

@sillyexbf yeah <3 dont stop tho

@fiadhoe i’ve trained you so well c:

@sillyexbf I have to support my boyfriend even when he lies

@fiadhoe then why’d you like it 🤨

@the_moral_abc okay okay sorry youre right... 50?

@fiadhoe girl

if I had a girlfriend I would be broke cause I would spend all my savings on her

@sillyexbf ive got the scars to prove it

the girl reading this <3

can I borrow approximately 900 dollars from someone

cutest to ever do it btw

@sillyexgf yayyyyy

@fiadhoe that’s why i love you

i’m operating on a level of disgusting freak lesbianism some of yall cant even comprehend

@sillyexgf you dont have to ask me twice!

@fiadhoe pleasepleasepleaseplease

I WANT SNUGGLES

@sillyexgf I mean if you want

@sillyexgf ur so dramatic I love you

@fiadhoe ‘you had cuddles yesterday’ just saw my eyeballs out with a rusty butterknife why don’t you

@sillyexgf you had cuddles yesterday and you have two cats that love you and want to cuddle

@fiadhoe i love u n i want cuddles

@sillyexgf im sorry baby.. I loves you

@fiadhoe wehhhhhhhhh >~<

@thebaloneys for alice? absolutely

chat is this normal

@InfinityAngel18 @sillyexgf my haze makes perfect and very well educated decisions idk what youre talking about

@fiadhoe @sillyexgf which blinds you to how insane his decisions are but no offense haze isn't exactly motivational speaker material

i was gonna make a ‘my advice to younger women as a 26 year old bartender’ post but i’m in a polyamorous relationship with my ex fiancée so i think i should sit this one out