Greg ‘killer boots’ Washington

@tanpukunokami Tamago Sando is the BEST!!

A lot of foreigners come to Japan for sushi, ramen, and wagyu. Then somehow they leave talking about the convenience store egg sandwich. I know it sounds stupid. It’s just bread, egg, and mayo. But if you’ve had one in Japan, you get it. The bread is soft. The egg is creamy. There’s no crust. The mayo is mild. And somehow the whole thing just works. In many countries, a gas station or convenience store sandwich is something you buy when you have no other choice. You eat it because you’re hungry, not because you expect it to be good. But in Japan, people try a cheap egg sandwich from 7-Eleven, Lawson, or FamilyMart and go: “Wait, why is this so good?” That’s the funny part. For Japanese people, it’s not special. It’s just something you grab before work, at the station, or late at night when you’re too tired to think. But for visitors, it feels weirdly impressive. Not because Japan invented the egg sandwich. It didn’t. Japan just took a very normal food and made it soft, clean, cheap, and reliable. And honestly, that might be one of the most Japanese things ever.

@shubhvanii Not mine- I could sue them for lack of support

Your legs make up nearly half your body's muscle mass. Train them twice a week minimum.

Sound on for the first R1 WorldSBK warm up in Most 🔈🔉🔊 #CzechWorldSBK 🇨🇿

@MotoGP @marcmarquez93 Sure…. They’re being nice. I’ll give anyone 10-1 odds. H e DOESNT win the Championship

The injury hasn't changed their minds, @marcmarquez93 is still in the championship fight 👀 #CatalanGP 🏁 #MotoGP

@mugIerette It’s happening already…. Let’s see how this summer goes

can't wait for Japan to not be the trendy destination anymore so I can go there

@_IDVL Nothing makes me feel stronger and fit, than swimming. Pulling a couple of miles is soooo f’n good

On a trop sous estimé la natation c'est vraiment un sport incroyable

@SharminNahar401 I sued my last employer for wrongful termination and won $1.3M… so I’ve been in Vegas for a weekend and the rest of the time, just smoking weed and chillin SON!

JOB INTERVIEW: "Can you explain this 8-month gap in your resume?" Most candidates say: "I took some time off to recharge, travel, and figure out my next career steps." THE WINNING ANSWER:

@_Postive_Vibes Well IF they do- Then it’s just 1 step in a marathon

ALERT: In a major development, the U.S. Supreme Court has indicated it will invalidate state laws that allow ballots to be counted after Election Day. Justice Alito pointed out that it's called “Election DAY” for a reason.

@BraedenSorbo @tyleraloevera

It’s like listening to a three year-old learning to speak

Sean Strickland profite de l’engouement autour de sa dernière victoire et lance sa collection de t-shirts 👕 🗣️ " Je ne suis pas homophobe, car une phobie signifie avoir peur, et la peur, c’est pour les p*dés "

@chilledspectre That’s why you carry while hiking- Then you can just eliminate the problem & BOOM! You have proof of a dead skinwalker!

that’s a mimic. you aren’t supposed to communicate with them

@IDerech Right!! So many places to drop off the main line and explore… beautiful ppl & places all around Japan

Thoughts about Japan: Japan is so much more than Tokyo, Kyoto, and Osaka. I love taking the train and staying in random cities with no expectations, places where travelers usually don’t go. On my first trip, around 12 years ago, I was backpacking and ended up in Numazu, a quiet coastal city with beautiful views of Mt. Fuji. A friend and I went out to explore and found a small open restaurant, so we walked in. A nice lady greeted us with the usual “irasshaimase”, a warm welcome you hear when entering places in Japan, and guided us to our table. The menu was all in Japanese, so we pointed at dishes and ordered based on the images, having no clue what they tasted like. Part of the experience. We were their only customers, and I could see the surprise on her husband, the chef, seeing foreigners there. They wanted to talk to us, but the language barrier was too strong. Then suddenly, their young daughter, who had been studying us from afar, ran in, grabbed her mother’s phone, opened Google Translate, and the magic started. The barrier was gone. They were so curious about our trip that they even sat down and ate with us. I showed them photographs I had taken around Japan, they loved seeing their country through foreign eyes, the husband even said we had traveled Japan more than they had. Time passed, and we had to say goodbye. We stepped out, and out of nowhere, the young girl ran toward us and showed us the phone: “Where are you going next?” We showed her a shrine we were going to walk to. She told us to wait and ran back inside. Moments later, they closed the restaurant, brought the car around, and gestured for us to get in. The whole family joined. They drove us all the way to the shrine. Before we left, the husband pulled out the phone one last time: “You guys have a long journey ahead. It was a pleasure meeting you. Enjoy Japan.” These experiences are why I travel, and why I love photography. Thank you Japan.

@MatrixMysteries You don’t hate moon 🌕 crickets 🦗 enough

An American woman films herself dancing in Walmart after spending $3,000 on EBT. If you’re able-bodied and celebrating a government-funded grocery haul like you hit the lottery, something’s broken. Meanwhile, millions of WORKING Americans can barely afford their own groceries.

@Oceanbreeze473 Siberia

Where can one live where there are no Indians?

@Hakkeyoi_Sumo Agreed- sucks to see him last so long only to go out like this. Always loved watching his brand of sumo

Tamawashi doesn’t look good, he‘s 0-5. I‘m afraid this could be it

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

@AllyTaft Take every loan you can- save it all up- split the country- You’re golden dude

Approximately 36 calls every day offering me unsecured personal loans. How do I make it stop?

@homeric_honey @TodayinHistory It’s never been a globe- You cannot prove it is- PERIOD end of discussion. I became a flat earther when I tried to debunk Flat earth. You’ll make up your own mind. I cannot make anyone see the Truth. That’s on you Good luck

@fiberglasstrout @TodayinHistory how do you find the middle of a globe? you do realise they didn’t know it was a globe right? they weren’t finding the middle of a globe, they didn’t know the earth was a globe.

I never tire of seeing Delphi. According to legend, Zeus sent two eagles from opposite ends of the earth, and they met here, the center of the world.