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Cheif Fløral Officer

@fick_Du

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. May your heart not be broken.. I'm jest Jacqüeline Rõdrigwęst

Your ass Katılım Eylül 2012
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I heard a rumor that a Hollywood pedo plays his voice over movie to his victims while he rapes the so that when he finally takes the young children's life and unmasks, their idea of a safe childhood character is shattered completely.
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Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
Mr. Star Spangled MAGA@4thOfJuly365·
The only diversity that matters is diversity of thought. Everything else is skin-deep stupidity that lowers standards across the board.
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Maintaining a relationship with a toddler should not all be bribery to prevent bad behavior.. temper tantrums should not be rewarded they should be disciplined. Constantly giving in to maintain peace will drain everything you have. This is not about children.
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mayank@maynkydvv·
During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?
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Unkonfined
Unkonfined@unkonfined·
Getting betrayed while having pure genuine intentions will really change you.
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Natism
Natism@Natism·
What is the most beautiful sound in the world that cannot be played on a single instrument?
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"Maybe he doesn't want you going back to work because he works with your ex work husband.."
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@ML_Philosophy Rereading the same book 10 times without understanding the story won't make you an expert.. Overthinking without conscious observation on why or towards a purpose is closer to anxiety then it isn't imo
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Moral Philosophy
Moral Philosophy@ML_Philosophy·
Do you think overthinking is a sign of intelligence, or just anxiety? Why?
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Once you understand that no press coverage is ever bad press coverage because it gets people talking about you regardless if it's true or not, you start to lose interest in who's right and start to pay more attention to who the headline benefits and why it's being pushed.
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If you buzz your hair off in the bathroom and don't sweep the floor, you deserve to wreck your fresh shower feet by stepping on your clump confetti desiccating the tile below you.
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Matthew Coast
Matthew Coast@MatthewCoast·
Men: If you're in a relationship, you shouldn't make other women feel like they have a chance with you.
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tay
tay@tayyweer·
not bisexual but women are absolutely more enjoyable to paint
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While trying to get my 5year old to try asparagus, (she didn't) she asked us why we even like 'that smelly vegetable anyway'.. I told her because it makes my pee smell. (I was kidding) she's told 5 different people now. 🤷‍♀️
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Unkonfined
Unkonfined@unkonfined·
Goodnight from my Cybertruck & this California sunset.
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Fav ⛧
Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss·
A lot of people don’t know this but being able to smell rain before it rains, the smell of cold air, bathroom tap tasting entirely different from the kitchen tap and overnight water tasting thicker is a sign of neurodivergent sensory. they don’t experience the world like we do.
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Do you think the integration of artificial intelligence into biological systems was the cause of neurodivergent brain activity originally but humans evolved past the point of recognizing the cause of the mutation and eventually forgot about integration?
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Odd "dream" while awake 2 summers ago, i agreed to have an allergy test done on me by a disembodied voice. the chemicals used are the cure to the toxic environment we are all living in. Slowly decaying on purpose like compost. I had real blisters where the "test" was administered
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