Roger Goodell

@AdamArlington33 @richarddougla5 Ward Richey! What a fucking dweeb

@richarddougla5 How’s that “YSR BABY” guy doing at Sewanee?

Lots of finance degrees and cocaine in these guys futures!

@mojeezmonster University of the South! Fuck you

I mean it gets to a point #shrink #budlight

Listening to Roddy Rich’s “Every Season” and scrolling the Johnny O website.

I would rather hang myself with an extension cord than have a plastic duck on my dashboard.

Anyone ever had Truett Wason for Biology?

@DariusESpaghett Please be careful.

@BruceBearl If I just found a Saint X burner I’m gonna kill myself

Whomever made the choice of 6:30 Mass and 7:30 School Drop off likely doesn’t need to be working for the church. Especially with the sheer amount of women making decisions with vehicles.

Ain’t nothin better than ridin’ a fine horse in new country - Augustus McCrae

I may - I may not.

Got the money coming in it aint no issues

Grown ass man with a private story named “red dye 40” #DudeSeriously

Seriously, what Jackass’s. NEWSFLASH: It hasn’t melted ☠️😭 #SouthCarolinaHumor #xD #Derp #TotoIHaveAFeelingWeAreNotInKansasAnymore

Hey, get # 15 up and moving.

Getting excited to bathe my future infant child in the sink. I mean… that’s just really a funny experience for everyone.

@hightidewombat Dude, lowkey take this down

@hightidewombat Bro took a picture standing next to his friend’s parent’s liquor cabinet talking about a “harvest”

Successful harvest

Is the role “project engineer” just synonymous for “fucking retard”?

Know it’s not your typical “Barbour post” but safe to say I lucked out this year… any #antisocialsocialclub ball knowers?

Listening to Don’t Mind by Kent Jones in bed - long day.