Madame Ovary

Just dropped half a bag of chia seeds from the top cupboard and at this stage it would just be easier to move house.

Dry January has become I tried January and it's shit.

@Marklfc072 It's me and prison

@fifi_manson There’s always intervention

Knowing your daughter is with a bell ringing red flag is not the one lads.

@AndieDelicacy Yep he's so good at it. That episode of the filmed apology almost gave me an aneurism.

@fifi_manson Apparently the 2 leads are a couple IRL. I don't think I'd want him anywhere near me after watching it. He's a bit too convincing.

Fully invested in #tellmelies and thinking of all of the Temu DeMarcos realising their cover has been absolutely blown. Love this for them.

@AndieDelicacy I've binged it in the last few days and never felt rage like it!

@fifi_manson YES! FINALLY! I've been trying to everyone to watch it and nobody has

@fifi_manson I bought one it does everything even roasts

I've purchased a new slow cooker and it has a saute/browning function. I can't describe the joy I feel about this. The possibilities are ENDLESS.

@Marklfc072 Greenpan

@fifi_manson Morning Which one ?

@yorkyqui I'll definitely be getting the instructions laminated.

@fifi_manson After 5 years, it still takes me a few minutes to figure out which of the three settings is which. 🤦‍♂️

@geocon1713 That's some arrogance there girl #inthebin

Started the day with herbal tea, I feel like it's worthy of an announcement.

@thebrunette24 Every cloud...

Oh God I've got to go outside, there's no avoiding it. This SUCKS.

@MH030772 I pick my battles on the first day back in -4

@fifi_manson Good. Morning. What your not making them walk.

Cranked the heating up to 23 for the teens soft launch back to school. Will turn the car on to ensure it's toasty warm before I drop kick them from the car shortly.

@mrsmaquillage It looks amazing *cries over a yogurt

@mrsmaquillage Beige plate of dreams there!