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Dee@figgled·
yes, we are a highly diverse company. susan in accounts is a goth
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Nico Baumbach@NicoBaumbach·
catherine o'hara posing for a snapshot i took on streets of park slope when i was 10 years old
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When the pre-op nurse says there’s a 50/50 chance because it was in fact 40 marbles
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When the doctor says I need immediate surgery because it was actually 30 marbles
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When I book a doctor’s appointment because I ate 20 marbles
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kelsie
kelsie@iPad_Latino·
A lady called today to say that tomorrow the power will be off in her house and will it affect her chihuahua and like I dunno does he work from home or something
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Whichever lip reader interpreted what Leo said at the Golden Globes needs to get to my gym ASAP and tell me what this messy couple are fighting about
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Bec Shaw
Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch·
Look at these photos of @figgled I took that we are calling The Judgemental Cowboy series
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HNY to everyone except the losers and haters
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Mike F
Mike F@DeputyWarlock·
I don't like to say "bless you" when someone sneezes because I don't know if they're religious or not. So instead I just say "I hope you never do that again"
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Bec Shaw
Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch·
I would love to experience a winter Christmas one day. Every Christmas movie involves snow and scarves and mulled wine not sweating your tits off only managing to eat ham and salad
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Whenever I read ‘egregious’ my brain says ‘egg-regguss”
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Justin🦩Boldaji
Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji·
Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing
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X has introduced “Certified Bangers,” ranking the top posts based on their authentic engagement each month, including verified impressions, likes, bookmarks, reposts and replies. Accounts with a “Certified Banger” post will have a badge appear on their profile.

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