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floral & fading figleaf__ friday

it’s my honey boy’s 7th birthday. i hope you know how much i love you, miel 🍯

@Xuvier_ you wish bud

@figleaf__ she hates me so bad

being annoying is on my agenda for today so block me now

@DIY_Dekarius i just don’t think that’s true

@figleaf__ used to hearing that tbh

oops

@DIY_Dekarius not really

does anyone wanna see how fast i can drink a pint of Guinness

@hicksinferno im glad someone cares

@figleaf__ Sure

does anyone wanna go see this with me

@daeacsharpie whatever

@figleaf__ no

i would let oomf kill me

@chrisbecauseidk thanks so much

@figleaf__ go right ahead

yall mind if i’m in a good mood ?

@HeySylvi exactly

@figleaf__ u could call it a figleaf__ wednesday

@DIY_Dekarius so you hate me

@figleaf__ yes and encourage it actually!!

@hicksinferno i take it back actually douglasville also had the 7 venue but we lost that too

@figleaf__ And we’re losing ‘68 too, but that’s not really city town specific

Only good thing about Alpharetta is The Callous Daoboys

@Foramity u got that shit on though

I love when people stop to tell me I’m the coolest/ most stylish mailman they’ve ever seen while I’m lowkey just in my uniform

@DIY_Dekarius checks out

@figleaf__ i don’t know anything actually

hi guys i’m bored and feel like yappin. can you guys actually ask me anything instead of just liking this ):