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@choppedhon @_mosshaven Writing this handle down micHEAL

@_mosshaven hello this is michael’s 2nd alt account how abt you change your name to _foodhaven instead you fat tub of lard #owned

If this Michael alt shit is real I’m demanding a refund for those meetup tickets I didn’t spend 240 dollars to be fatshamed online

@_mosshaven @zenialanix Respectfully this sounds like the she goes to another school excuse

@zenialanix There’s actual proof BTW it just can’t be released without jeopardizing people’s livelihoods

this is what tv girl sounds like when you stop being 14

@sburbanon Unoriginal as SHIT

hey, this "classpecting" thing is hard but i think i got the hang of it!

@quaddnoodle @_stayug1y You did say that??? I must've responded to the wrong person or something?

@fiiiigures @_stayug1y i never said that 😭 i just explained why i think nobody likes hotdog that much

i have NEVER seen a fan of this guy

@flaskcastle It said 2015-2023ish at the start of the thread so idk

@fiiiigures He's 29 now and this account was active as soon as last year and was deleted around the time when he started becoming more engaged with his audience on tiktok and youtube shorts. Where did you get this info from?

If this account turns out to belong to Michael words can't explain how disappointing and heartbreaking it is to see someone you look up to acting like a loser and picking fights with the kids in your community despite being openly against such behaviour in the past (see alt text)

@flaskcastle @odd2763 What does that even mean?

@fiiiigures @odd2763 You've got the detective prowess of a pigeon

@Nesceserdasilva the most unbelievable part of this is the 144p quality on every image no exception and the spamton pfp

oh so you want me to believe this was Michael I'M CRYNE THIS CANT BE HIM + bonnie is a cool guy, there was no reason for *Michael* to be a dick

@6kelvzyu yeah... its messed up....

Micheal did What now😧

@Mousey_Mouse16 god forbid a grown man wants to goon

@tenjjams @cutoutcat @baconeggndee because its not him lmfao

@cutoutcat @baconeggndee why does he talk like a teenage girl lol

happy to know i was replied to by the Michael H. Uang….

@sigmafoid thought it was a funny username and see a homestuck. dude, fuck yes.

//until i can make a new alt just pretend my username is moldzee

@jackorangefr @lTSJUSTBUSlNESS why would michael post about releasing the bfb osc on a secret alt 😭

@lTSJUSTBUSlNESS not really but the distrokid stuff lines up pretty well. unless this oddcard guy was co-creating and composing something completely unrelated to the bfb ost that came out around the same time, im fairly certain its him

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@flaskcastle @odd2763 dude the osc is always guilty until proven innocent theres NO WAY its him 😭😭😭

@odd2763 I don't really care what you think, all respect due of course. I believe it could be and I'm just as shocked as anyone else is but we have to wait and see if more info comes to light. We can't blindly defend Michael either, not on the off chance it's not just a rogue employee

@flaskcastle wasnt he like 20 when he apparently did it

What amount of catharsis does it give? Why feel the need to hide under a veil to vent your frustrations and vehemently defend your work, pretending to be a fan, no less, as if you aren't also almost 30? The Peter Ruette is an entirely different can of worms as well. Horrible.

@ragadoll theres no way that was him lmao. the osc always guilty until proven innocent it pmo

michael 😭

@sillyfella600 daughter because i know shes mine

All caps when you say MFDOOM son or 3 Tungs when you say his name daughter

@R0BlN1986 @phainomenons @maruyamaaz @PandisTired wait I'm a dumbass I deadass thought this was about Bryan Lee O' maley the whole time 😭😭😭😭 Tbh I would be a whole lot less surprised if he did it

@fiiiigures @phainomenons @maruyamaaz @PandisTired lying about the ctrl alt delete author of all things

creator of this comic tried to date my mom when she was 16 He aint any better😭😭😭

@quaddnoodle @_stayug1y I wanna know why he's your favourite character I'm genuinely curious

@fiiiigures @_stayug1y what do you mean by this

@FreonCat Yo can we kill her

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