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is it clairvoyance or is it psychosis

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

headed out for a walk if you need any rocks or bugs

i was born to smoke weed and eat pussy

and let’s all give it up for the 17 year old lesbian dog

lowkey horny and fat i have to get killed

paging doctor faggot

also if ur seeing this and don’t know them, these are the guys that will change your oil, fix your leaky faucet, make a bonfire, lend an ear, give a big hug, and overall do whatever it takes to help. it’s their bad day and they deserve our help. i know it’s hard times for most.

hey guys some of the best people i’ve ever met are facing a really tough time. 4 great guys and two pets have been totally displaced because of some deranged people. i’m gonna share something super cool to get them what they need if anyone even sees this gofund.me/e750a9d95

I just need a 78 degree day with a porch swing and a breeze

Entry Points by Lydia Pettit

@dilynorwhatever i can’t wait to be scared!!! :^D

i can’t wait for alicia to find out why i typically refuse to play uno (too competitive)

I feel like i evolved from bacteria more recently than most people

imagine you’re 5 years old & your parents are addicted to their phones

The deep state tried to convince you that only gay men could be bears.

shawty got a mind like a clown car

me when maintenance shows up

Don't let people mispronounce your name.

@dilynorwhatever my 2012 honda shouldn’t cost $60-$70 to fill

it cost $50 to fill my gas tank today don’t talk to me unless you’re paying me i’m pissed tf off

idgaf this summer my chubby belly, saggy tits, & big ol bush will be out