Fiji

The Finance Bill 2026 has no obvious taxes this time. They're hidden. How thoughtful of the government to spare us the stress of knowing exactly how we're being taxed. Very considerate

A client came to us with a beautiful website that got zero traffic. The problem? No SEO. No ads. No strategy. 3 months later: ▪︎ 400% increase in website visits ▪︎ Consistent weekly inquiries ▪︎ 3x ROI on ad spend The website wasn't the problem. The traffic was.

Petrol is KSh 214. Diesel is KSh 242. But don't worry, the government spent $38.5 million to "cushion" us. We are SO cushioned right now. Never been more comfortable in my life

In your free time read Ecclesiastes. There is indeed nothing new on this world.

KRA when I make KSh 1,000 on a side hustle: "WE SEE YOU! FILE RETURNS!" KRA when billions disappear from government coffers: 😴💤 Very Nais

Siasa mbaya, Maisha mbaya Kenya grew 4.6% in 2025. Sounds good until you realise every EAC neighbour except Somalia & DRC averaged 5.6% "Dynasty baya"

Next of kin should be whoever has the highest dependency ratio on your income

Ndo namaliza kusoma Finance Bill 2026 In February 4th this yr, President Ruto promised PAYE relief for people earning under 50k then quietly removed it from the Finance Bill They giveth and they taketh away. Classic #FinanceBill2026

NSE-20 up 56% and Kenyans are still betting on SportPesa and Arsenal instead, let's be serious kidogo

@_lando____ @glennotiende Huyo anataka kunikula😂sindio?

@fiji_nt @glennotiende Nimemaliza kunyesha😂😂

Older women are like marinated chicken And they come minus the drama of these younger lasses. Premium goodness You just need to have experience

GDP stands for 'Genuinely Didn't Plan' for what comes after graduation

Selling hope is big business

@kichwa_ 😂mea

Legend in my book

@osoroKE 😂wewe na Loot all same whatsapp group

We legit went to a club in Narok like two years ago, tunashindwa kwani ni madem pekee wako huko kumbe wanaume kwa ceiling wameruka tukawangoja warudi.

Why do I feel bad after treating someone the way they treated me? I guess I'm not evil enough. I need more "Evil nibba juice"

@kibeandy DMT stock kwinished. Utachukua shrooms?

Does anyone administer DMT in Kenya? I want to do it

Let me tell you what Eid al-Adha actually is. Ibrahim was told by God: sacrifice your son. He didn't flinch. He submitted and raised the knife. God stopped him and gave a ram instead. That moment, that surrender, is what every family in Kenya celebrates today.

@Bookten8 @chicky_sue Nyasaye khonya

Nascroll hivi napata @chicky_sue ameamua kutega mayai mbili 😂😂

@bungomaduke 35k. Izo ni mbuzi nane, mamae

This is the bare minimum of how a Cattle Boma should look like. Ng'ombe wako deserve a decent shed. With about 35K unaeza Jenga hii