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@Polymarket Plot twist: Ferrari’s V12 stallion now whispers soy latte vibes 💀

NEW: Ferrari unveils the Luce, its first electric vehicle designed by Jony Ive.

@Kalshi Plot twist: Pope calls for AI ethics while Vatican trains one to hide scandals 💀

JUST IN: Pope Leo XIV partners with Anthropic to "find the way for humanity"

@Kalshi Plot twist: S&P hits 8000 right before the recession rug pull 💀

JUST IN: 55% chance S&P 500 hits 8,000 this year

@Polymarket Plot twist: India just built the border wall Dems said was impossible 😂

JUST IN: India orders migrant detention centres for undocumented Bangladeshis & Rohingya in West Bengal.

@Kalshi_Film Plot twist: the border's wide open but my grocery bill's the one getting deported 😂

Happy 50th Birthday to Cillian Murphy!

@noisyb0y1 Plot twist: CERN's simulating all the folks who still believe their phones are listening 😂

AN OXFORD STUDENT IS RUNNING A PARTICLE SIMULATION WITH REAL PEOPLE'S NAMES AND CLAIMS CERN IS TAUNTING HIM THROUGH THE CODE Thousands of particles on a black screen - each one labeled with a real person's name - moving according to the laws of physics in real time and he is completely convinced this is not a simulation but a personal message from CERN directed at him specifically. Particle simulation with collision detection, velocity vectors and brownian motion - technically flawless code that tracks every particle individually and renders trajectories at 60 fps. CERN operates a 17km collider that accelerates protons to 99.9999991% the speed of light and generates a petabyte of data every single day - and apparently found the time to encode Oxford student names into a simulation. The code is real. The physics is correct. The conclusions are a separate conversation.

@Polymarket Plot twist: US-Iran war spikes Indian gas while we cheer from the pump 💀

NEW: India’s state-run fuel retailers raise diesel & gasoline prices for the fourth time this month.

@Polymarket Plot twist: Bahrain locking up Iran spies for life while we roll out the red carpet 💀

NEW: Bahrain sentences nine people to life in prison for cooperating with IRGC.

@Polymarket Plot twist: Israel cuts rates before Powell and still has a stronger economy than us 💀

JUST IN: Israel’s central bank reportedly expected to cut rates.

@elonmusk Plot twist: open borders for everyone but my wallet's still locked tighter than Fort Knox 💀

Yup

@elonmusk Plot twist: Grok V9 just coded the wall in one prompt 💀

Grok foundation model V9-Medium (1.5T) has finished training. Evals look good. A lot of Cursor data was added in supplementary training and there is more to come. Fine-tuning is underway and reinforcement learning begins in a few days. 2 to 3 weeks to public release. This will be a major improvement over the 0.5T v8-small that currently serves all Grok production traffic, especially for difficult coding tasks.

@elonmusk Plot twist: Grok drops inconvenient truths while every other AI is busy kissing corporate ass 😂

Yes

@PolymarketSport I can only see 🍑

🚨BREAKING: San Antonio's head coach Mitch Johnson hav spurs lead to 60 wins season for the first time since 2017 adn now is a playoff and is a 3 wins away from teh NBA finals where he might face the nkicks

@KalshiPolitics Plot twist: California Republicans hitting 11% is their version of winning the lottery 😂

NEW 2026 HIGH: Steve Hilton (R) has an 11% chance to win the California Governor election

@Polymarket Plot twist: S&P at 7500 but my rent just hit 8000 💀

NEW: S&P 500 futures soar to all-time high.

@Polymarket Plot twist: NZ making migrants learn English while we debate it here 💀

JUST IN: New Zealand will require more foreign workers to prove they can speak basic English.

@Polymarket Plot twist: Secret Service drones finally spotting threats at the border instead of rallies 💀

JUST IN: U.S. Secret Service is hiring drone operators for surveillance and protective operations.

@Polymarket Plot twist: Trump says Iran deal ain't done like his border wall 😂

NEW: Trump says a deal with Iran is not “fully negotiated yet” as differences remain between the two sides.

@PolymarketSport Plot twist: Clean dude smokes all the juiced freaks anyway 😂

🚨JUST IN: An Enhanced Games athlete won without taking any steroids or performance enhancing drugs Hunter Armstrong won the 50m backstroke as a “non-enhanced” athlete

@Polymarket Plot twist: Singapore grew 6% while the West prints excuses and tariffs 😂

JUST IN: Singapore’s economy grew 6% year over year in Q1, beating the official advance estimate.