Miss Filice

I CAN DIE HAPPY

@Sethrogen When is the reboot where you play the parents?

Watch our show. (I’m still promoting this show after 22 years and I’ll keep promoting that shit!)

@GCarabine 38 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

Teachers, I will tweet out my class sizes and tag the Minister of Education and our Premier........August 31, 4pm. #TweetForWhatMatters Imagine if 30,000 teachers joined me. You don't get to brag about the safety of summer school and then have no limits for September. #abed

@mrsdarbyfan Wow, my first Stan account

@stillsyren @edmontonjournal Thank you for asking! I would like them in literally any of the empty facilities that have shut down in the city.

@edmontonjournal Where did people want them to put it. AHS has done everything they could to assess the sites and make them safe. They are safe. The public needs to have a little more understanding about this.

COVID-19: Edmonton testing site shares building with high school students | Edmonton Journal #Echobox=1584265018" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">edmontonjournal.com/news/local-new…

Everyone read this and please share, especially if you know anyone who is hitting the bars or acting like they’re not part of a huge social puzzle. Why outbreaks like coronavirus spread exponentially, and how to “flatten the curve” - Washington Post washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/…

Wow, my last retweet is now a story on TMZ which proves what my husband already knows: all of my social media accounts contain finely curated content of comedy gold... which is steals and sends to his group chats

@KKUpdate What kind of volunteer work does a Planned Parenthood allow a person to walk in and do exactly?

Win by any means necessary. #vocabbowl @VocabularyCom

New year, new last name, S A M E joke

New year same joke part 2 🎵🙄

A student said, “ok boomer” to me on Friday. Naturally, I smiled and explained that since I’m 30 years old, I’m technically a millennial, but I had seen the memes and thought they were funny. Kid just laughed and replied, “ok boomer.”

@MsPackyetti A spoonful of peanut butter cures a case of the hiccups every time

@mmfoodmarket What happened to these? Why is the quality so much worse? They used to be a staple in our freezer but our last purchase since your rebrand was a real let down

Original, Crispy or Spicy? When you don't know what's for dinner, our Breaded Chicken Breasts come to the rescue. mmfoodmarket.com/en/our-food/27…

Yohaan - AOB (Official Audio) youtu.be/nEn7LwdIzro via @YouTube

As an educator, I’m proud to say that the only Jeopardy categories I’ve ever cleared from the couch have been based around pop songs and Disney films 😎

@liam_darby19 @AlexDarby27 86 days to go 😍

Time flies when you’re having fun hey 😀 @AlexDarby27 @fillyche twitter.com/liam_darby19/s…

@Bushwicken The world needs to hear what I have to say

"Gucci Gang is such an irritating song. I hate this generation." -someone who listened to "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat