Fiscal Black Belt

Athletes are the only rich people on earth who actually earn all of their money without exploiting anyone.

its for you its lit

And Don Kelly gets ejected the very next pitch after a missed check swing call That's my manager.

I hate meeting people who were raised by cool parents. ohhh you grew up listening to your dad’s record collection. fuck you. I had to invent Lou Reed from first principles

Alright. Rickey Henderson is at third base. One out. Tie game. Bottom of the 9th. You’re the fielding team. DEEP fly ball to right field. Who do you want as your right fielder?

This obstacle in NBA 2K12 was a Demon 😭

Imagine the outrage if a historically non-White character like Pocahontas were made White in a movie. Yet it’s considered acceptable to make all historically White characters non-White in movies. This is racism against White people.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

You know how long you gotta be in the game for you to sample your own shit from 16 years ago dawg lmao

I feel like it’s time for a Pirates lineup shakeup. Here’s what I would do: 1. CF Oneil Cruz 2. 2B Brandon Lowe 3. LF Bryan Reynolds 4. 1B Spencer Horwitz 5. SS Konnor Griffin 6. RF Ryan O’Hearn 7. 3B Nick Gonzales 8. DH Marcell Ozuna 9. C Henry Davis Thoughts?