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Miss Panda

@fimango

I am part of all that I have met. I talk about depression and anxiety, a lot. she/her. 🇨🇦

Wandering, probably not wearing pants. Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Miss Panda@fimango·
Americans be like: A: Hey! Where y'all from? Me: Calgary A:?? Me: Alberta A:?? Me: Canada. I'm from Canada. A: Oooooh. Me: How about you guys? A: Utah. That's in the States. Me: We know. Because, we studied geography in school and shit....
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Miss Panda@fimango·
If you aren’t OK with me accidentally falling asleep on your couch randomly, maybe we aren’t good enough friends for you to invite me over to your place. Nap attacks just happen sometime. It’s out of my control.
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Miss Panda@fimango·
I’m at a friend’s place and because he works at home, I asked him if I could come over and body double/cowork together. But like, would it be weird if Ijust took a little nappy nap. Why am I so tired. 🥱😭
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Miss Panda@fimango·
The desire to nap is strong.
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Tim Timothy@NoMoreMisteaks·
I’m not 100% out on this. But I’m also not gonna be racing to the store to buy it. I’ll let a few of y’all do the research for me.
Blue Bell Ice Cream@ILoveBlueBell

We’re berry excited to introduce our NEW Black Raspberry Fudge Ice Cream! The flavor is a decadent combination of black raspberry-flavored ice cream with dark chocolate-flavored chunks and a chocolate fudge swirl. Black Raspberry Fudge Ice Cream arrives in stores beginning today and is available in the half gallon and pint sizes for a limited time.

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Miss Panda@fimango·
@KellyKEditing I've been loving all the Rae Dunn gems I find at Homesense these days. How else am I supposed to know to sip, gulp, drink or slurp the liquid unless it tells me? See, practicality. Brought to us by Winners and co.
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Miss Panda
Miss Panda@fimango·
@cosmosrules hahaha you're always my biggest supporter josh! thank you for being such a fantastic friend
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Josh Merrick
Josh Merrick@cosmosrules·
@fimango I was gonna say “you’re wearing pants for once?!?” Then I read your tweet and yeah makes sense. Also can I say not taking any shit Fiona is such a delight? I’m always over here cheering and saying “go get them assholes!” Cause they always deserve it
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Miss Panda
Miss Panda@fimango·
When men ask me if I'm interested in fwb and I tell them we can be friends or we can have benefits. But we cannot be fwb And they show their true intentions that they only want my body. 1/3
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Miss Panda@fimango·
Free candy is free candy. I ain't about to look a gift horse/white van in the mouth.
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Miss Panda@fimango·
My cat literally pushes her hard skull into any and all parts of my squishy body at all times of the day, whenever she wants to cuddle, but when I do it she gives me bombastic side eye? Ok fine you fucking hypocrite. I see how it is. #CatsLovers #fuckingcats
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Miss Panda@fimango·
@cosmosrules OMG i literally just messaged someone telling them i woke up with sassy pants tattooed onto me this morning....
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Josh Merrick
Josh Merrick@cosmosrules·
@fimango You’re spitting fire today. Let em know what’s up.
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Miss Panda
Miss Panda@fimango·
Also it’s a joke. Don’t come at me. Literally, don’t came at me because we ain’t fwb. 3/3
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Miss Panda
Miss Panda@fimango·
Bitch bye. 👋 Please let the door hit you on the way out. Hard. Because you sure as fuck ain't hitting this ass hard. 2/3
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Miss Panda
Miss Panda@fimango·
I can do hard things. I can do hard things. I can do hard things.
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Miss Panda
Miss Panda@fimango·
Shit my friends say to me: a saga "If you weren't such a flipping disaster, you would be a whole lot less interesting" 🥲
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Miss Panda
Miss Panda@fimango·
@westy77 Well yeah. His tummy is empty! Hurry. Feed the nice man.
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Chris@westy77·
@fimango Mine ate his bowl of food, left a nice wipe clean kitchen floor and threw up in the next two rooms with carpet. He’s now shouting at me, I assume to say he’s hungry.
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Miss Panda
Miss Panda@fimango·
My cat accidentally dipped her tail into my ketchup and she was not happy with me about that. #cats
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