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@DianaWattsUp @Cases4Baskets @ThatWasntMyName Holy legs

@Cases4Baskets and @ThatWasntMyName are sharing their 'lounging around in their black undies photos'. So I think we all should jump in.. or not? I dunno. ✌️🖤 #ThotPostingSaturday

@DianaWattsUp Nono read your question then look at the letter in the gif this is very smooth

@finalbert25 Not sure what this means. Sports?

We made it! It's Friday! The weekend is almost here. Now what are we going to do? ✌️🖤

@DianaWattsUp Hey man, you say 5/10 I say some ppl look at the grand canyon and just see a hole. I think that makes sense

@finalbert25 but you're a roBert. your programing only allows you to be attracted to 5/10 miserably sad girls. bloop blerp bleep blero 1010101 bloop blorp bleep.

unpopular unliked unwanted unun..un..it..itied.tited..? wasting my time here but i have no where else to be trapped tick tock ✌️🖤

@DianaWattsUp Choo choo

@finalbert25 Excuse me. When i flirt it's only in the serious of manners. Noe help me remove my bra..

wait where was i

@DianaWattsUp Getting harder to flirt funny when you bust out the clown grenade laugh and the smile dude, cmon

@DianaWattsUp It's not hard to look before you sit

@finalbert25 You left the toilet seat up.. again..

@DianaWattsUp Gotta save that for our homesteader arc.

@finalbert25 I got them yesterday. Thank you for noticing. My turn. Your facial hair is perfect. Not to bushy like a hairy sasquatch but just enough shown to prove that you could grow the bushy sasquatch beard if needed.

Good Enough to eat

@DianaWattsUp Let me try hold up Ahem Nice Teeth

@finalbert25 That's the second nicest thing someone said about me today. I don't know if anything can be topped by being called a exploding clown car though..

@DianaWattsUp I gotta keep you around. You're a good idea machine and other stuff

@finalbert25 Yes times three. I always wanted eat a watermelon that was grown in the shape of Darth Vaders helmet. I think money can make that happen.

@DianaWattsUp SWEET wanna lounge by my pool and demand ridiculous things?

@finalbert25 I don't think your supposed eat chicken that way.. which is why NO ONE has tried this! Brilliant! YOU'RE GONNA BE A MILLIONARE!

@DianaWattsUp I don't question it. Anything with a green afro and Rudolphs nose just screams skimwalker to me idk.

@finalbert25 And i like the way you compliment people with the death by arson of 1 to 10 clowns. (i never could figure out how they fit in there. magic?)

@DianaWattsUp Baked But the nuggets are still frozen. Is there chicken Popsicles yet? This feels like a money making opportunity

@finalbert25 Deep fried, air fried or oven baked?

@DianaWattsUp I like your laugh it's like a bomb going off in a clown car (compliment)

@DianaWattsUp Instructions unclear, spoon stuck in ear

@finalbert25 I'll walk you through it. First you seductively play with the knife and.. ouch.

@DianaWattsUp ....all I got is nuggets

@DianaWattsUp I...I dont know how to flirt eat my bad lemme go grab a wing and try again