Richard Vernon

People who say they’re your friend but want everything on their own terms…

@CumberdickB Shockingly bad. Was shaping up okay and then McGregor showed up and it went South in a very big hurry….

So I took one for the team and watched the reboot of Road House so you all don’t have to, it’s crap. Instead just rewatch the original!

@JonathanPieNews For the Tory party and it’s credibility, yes…but for the country and our future it is absolutely necessary.

Why? How?

@Backpainandwine I’m always more tired than anyone else. It’s a fact.

@DaProdigiousApe Self awareness

@SkyNews Bunch of c@nts

A government minister has admitted scrapping the top rate of income tax only benefits the wealthy. Speaking to Sky News, Chief Secretary to the Treasury Chris Philp MP said it was "true" getting rid of the 45p rate would only help the better off 👉 trib.al/LHwHhRy

@harmonybyday Yes, that’s true enough.

@fineasski That would still come right back to the other things I mentioned in this thread - communication, personal needs, self awareness, etc.

Sexual confidence is not the same as sexual promiscuity and sexual promiscuity is not necessarily a bad thing. The misconceptions and stereotypes in this area pervade many areas of society. Like the obsession with #'s - Too few partners? You're a prude! Too many? You're a whore!

@CoolGuitaristPi George Lynch

Alex Skolnick/Alex Skolnick Trio

What can you do if your significant other doesn’t like oral?

@thriftygreen @Noman314159 @F_f_floyd @indigo_raven_ Right? I’m 57 and I’ve got hoodies.

@Noman314159 @F_f_floyd @indigo_raven_ Sorry? What’s he supposed wear at 47?

My son just let a girl “borrow” his hoodie. Should I tell him now or let him learn?

@MaajidNawaz Well said.

قال رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم: "لا تسبوا الأموات فتؤذوا الأحياء" سنن الترمذي ١٩٨٢ The Prophet Muhammad (ص) said: Do not insult the Dead, which only hurts the Living

@UjuAnya “Professor”

If anyone expects me to express anything but disdain for the monarch who supervised a government that sponsored the genocide that massacred and displaced half my family and the consequences of which those alive today are still trying to overcome, you can keep wishing upon a star.

@UjuAnya “Antiracist”

@Deanoh87 @thriftygreen Hydration, before and after, is the key.

@thriftygreen I try to make sure I eat something first before having a few drinks or yes, I’ll end up with 2 or even 3 day hangovers 🤦🏻‍♂️

My head thinks I’m still young enough to drink like I was 18, my body tells me I absolutely should not (with a two day hangover!)

@fineasski It’s her pentium processor buffering

Being happy Liz Truss is replacing Boris Johnson is like being happy you can replace your old jeans with that pair you shit yourself in