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Setting fire to my head, 21st century style. Avate Satanas! Paul: are you out there? Missed you last night at N'burypt....

Sometimes silence is the strongest answer. Not because you have nothing to say… but because you’re done explaining to people who don’t understand. 💯 A tarand 🎥 🧵 🤘 🤘 x.com/i/spaces/1RKZz…

نہیں مٹتا مٹانے سے دلوں کے بیچ کا رشتہ محبت تو حقیقت ہے کہانی کون کہتا ہے جو میرے لب نہیں کہتے میرے اشعار کہتے ہیں جو دل تحریر کرتا ہے زبانی کون کہتا ہے x.com/i/spaces/1RKZz…

"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/alyce

bitly.xaijo.com/bob No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/bertha

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade googl.adultgalls.com/roland

shorturl.xaijo.com/dwayne It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/katheryn

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/rene

bitly.xaijo.com/sadie My son likes to kick things. He really needs a dog or a wife.

shorturl.xaijo.com/lourdes I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

shorturl.xaijo.com/darla Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

bitly.xaijo.com/yvonne The Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, "Move to the passenger seat".

I believe Unicorns were the first to call each other dickheads. bitly.xaijo.com/clarence

I bet there is just a lot of awkward silence after a mime orgy. bitly.xaijo.com/caroline

My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.. bitly.xaijo.com/neil