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@kijanamdogo1234 @AbdikadarM53300 @kenxstar @_gooner4eva @georgediano sasa utacompare kura za woria na kikuyu? enyewe wewe ni kijana mdogo

@AbdikadarM53300 @finkea @kenxstar @_gooner4eva @georgediano Btw Oria walipigia Raila ama Ruto..who gave him more votes...

The mountain is aligning itself. Uhuru Kenyatta and rigathi Gachagua moments in Kirinyaga today.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@drRko_ @KhalifKairo @Osama254_ Memoi kapchumbe sisters

@KhalifKairo @Osama254_ Micah maritim Kesit kipchamba Junior Kotestes Subembe Wesildino labwess...... see more

Old school Kalenjin music really slaps

@drRko_ @KhalifKairo @Osama254_ chebaibai supembe bustayat

@kenxstar @AbdikadarM53300 @_gooner4eva @georgediano Uasin Gishu

@AbdikadarM53300 @finkea @_gooner4eva @georgediano Which is your county?

@kenxstar @_gooner4eva @georgediano I voted for him na siwezi rudia tena.

@finkea @_gooner4eva @georgediano I did not vote for Ruto but I know kumtoa ni ngumu

@_gooner4eva @georgediano Ruto had the people, now he has lost more than half. Put stones!

@georgediano Hizi vitisho tumezoa, if Uhuru couldn't stop Ruto when he was commander in chief, what makes you think he can stop him as a pensioner

Meet the son of Adonija Gabriel Oguda, a fully grown intellectual who looked in the mirror, nodded respectfully, then decided lemme behave like Sudi. Oguda is currently a soloist in the Kumi Bila Break choir,, singing louder like rent is due and the landlord has already removed the door. Before he graduated into this nonstop praise & worship ministry, the man was Head of Logistics in Ugunja,, calculating alcohol bills with the seriousness of a lady shaving her office, buying Panadol & condoms for munene, securing coffee supplies, and most importantly, ensuring Opiyo Wandayi never slept alone in hotel rooms. He was supplying him with yellow yellow damsels & when the budget was tighter, walimwengu said he had to be the damsel. This is the same man who stammers like a Hyundai engine trying to start on a cold morning in Kericho. When he wasn’t in the office, he was at home babysitting his grandmother’s cat Medusa, a cat that probably had more consistency in life decisions than him. At some point, Oguda even had a dream. He wanted to open a guava juice processing plant in Kolenyo. But somewhere along the way, the guavas got replaced with Kasongo syrup. Back in the day, Oguda used to wake up early, stretch, yawn, and then PUTS STONE properly on William Ruto & his wife like it was a morning devotion. But then,, hunger my pipoos, Hunger!! Njaa ni kitu mbaya saidii. Lemme tell you Omwami,, hunger is a very persuasive motivational speaker. The moment the government doors opened after killing the Gen Zs, Oguda’s memory did what Safaricom bundles do,, expired instantly. The same man he was side-eyeing like a suspicious landlord suddenly became the best thing to ever happen to Kenya. Character development came faster like a man who has just climbed a massive sianda with an indomie foundation. Today, Oguda has evolved into a full-time praise & worship technician. He has become delulu like a broke lady refreshing Jimmy Wanjigi’s son’s Instagram hoping for a miracle DM. He wakes up every morning to praise Kasongo for rescuing him from poverty. Anyway, a man must survive, but at what cost? Take this to the bank,,, son of Kamagut will have our boy remove balloons from his nose sooner or later. Chesaa! May Yehova Wanyonyi remember the poor son of Adonija. Sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@Mastardcesh 1

WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST IN STORYTELLING AND SATIRES BETWEEN: 1. George Diano 2. Maverick Aoko 3. Polo Kimani 4. Rapcha the Sayantist

Any MP who dies, and had voted Yes for the finance bill in 2024, and did not speak out when Ruto was killing young Kenyans on the streets, is a good riddance of filthy trash. I refuse to forget.

Lest we forget

If you have ever spent an hour between kahawa wendeni and githurai service lane you won't been pulling emotional and political stans on Kenya National Highways Authority demolishing those vibanda. Those traders have occupied a full lane yet few meters away lies empty githurai market. We must follow orders and KENHA please don't stop at Githurai let it cut across the country.

The last Kalenjin president. Fact.

Nikipatana na tweet ya #RutoMustGo nagonga retweet na likes mbio sana 😅

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind William Ruto

We might disagree on a lot of stuff lakini let's agree on one thing. 10th of August 2027 we're voting William Samoe Ruto out. Asubuhi na mapema

Leo kazi ni kiretweet tu✊🇰🇪 Hatujasahau and we will never forget✊ #RutoMustGo

Just retweet 😢

. #RutoMustGo

No amount of apologies and fake self realization will ever correct this. Kicking out this regime in 2027 and getting all these crooks discontinued from the police force and jailing them would be a better start.

Siku ni ya kuretwet leo mpaka ziende viral✊ We shall never forget 💔🇰🇪 #RutoMustGo