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Who cares who #saturdaynightliveuk hosts are. A load of f**king nobodies!

@MartinSLewis any idea how my Mum can check her national insurance contributions on gov.uk when she only has an expired passport to prove her identity which isn’t acceptable? Is this how the gov stop people using g their services on purpose.

Still think my theory was better! After all the dates matched! Will created the upside down Hawkins. Henry only saw a vast wasteland when he was transported there. The #dufferbrothers must have come up with the #Abyss recently. #StrangerThings5 #StrangerThings5finale

Oxygen is NOT flammable. It only accelerates the burning process if fuel is present. Nice try Mrs Wheeler #StrangerThings5 #StrangerThings #StrangerThings5finale

Why is @BBC #bbcradio4 giving #hasanpiker the time of day on the BBC Today programme. Do they not vet who they put on their show? He’s a cruel deranged f**k who should have his dog taken off him

@cutietoryxo @Acyn Lmao, trump’s been sucking Putin’s D since 2017

@Acyn Um… is it just me or trump is starting to sound like he’s actually supporting Putin?!

Vance: Have you said thank you once? Zelenskyy: You think if you speak very loudly— Trump: He’s not speaking loudly. You’ve done a lot of talking. You’re not winning this

Honestly - I can’t cope with this

@ashleighlondon @AesPolitics1 Dude’s been cursed by a horcruxes!

Harris warned us. He’s not well.

@kirawontmiss Is this sh*t real?! Looks like an episode from #eurotrash

The Olympics is currently receiving backlash for this ceremony opening twitter.com/CollinRugg/sta…

@StarTalkRadio is the expanding universe like an elastic band being pulled? One side is the origin of the Big Bang and the other side; the galaxies rush away from us and we are a point along that band. As the band stretches our surroundings move but the galaxies move faster away?

@Snackajacks Sick and tired of opening a multipack of Snack a Jacks to find the bags haven’t been sealed properly. Recently I even got a full multipack with no flavour added! They were supposed to be salt & vinegar!

@Horto70s Yeah they just wrote her out too with a single line! I thought they would have dedicated at least an episode to the two characters moving on but it was 30 seconds of screen time explaining where they had gone.

@fire7372 And Jacques

@ActionMovieKid @Awakeland3D @pixologic @MaxonVFX A distant cousin maybe…

@PlayStationUK I can’t access my account because I don’t have the phone number 2PV relates to. The help bot on your website just keeps resetting my password. Please help!

@AppleSupport deleted pictures keep coming back! Your website says they should be deleted over every device with iCloud’s storage. Why is this happening. I don’t want to disable iCloud but want the pictures to stay deleted to free up space.

@lynx Oh, so it that why you sank #lynxatlantis way back in 2004? Tough love!

@fire7372 we love them both equally

@ProjectLincoln Such small hands

It's giving Barnum & Bailey.

@PostcodeLottery I received an advert from you in the post with my full name in the address. Where did you get this info, who sold it to you as I wish to stop it happening.

@sleepyjoe2 @RenatoLucas1265 @BlueNightBird @jimrosecircus1 Same hand, different “world’s smallest bird” probably made for sale on Etsy

@RenatoLucas1265 @BlueNightBird @jimrosecircus1 Nope. The image is pretty accurate.

The smallest bird in the world is the Zunzunito, also know as the bee bird.