Aldurney
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she glued to that one angle because she knowssgsjdjdjdkdkdkdjdjdjdj
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"The conquistadors are coming! Hide our women!"
*Ship unfurls Ottoman banner*
"... Hide the men!"
Islamic Scientific Heritage@IslamicSH_
What if Ottomans discovered America first 🌎
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@lac3dbunni incredible how much discourse is spawned from the opinion of one dumb 17 year old
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“I contemplate Augustus Gloop, the moment in the chocolate river… the idea of allowing your own chocolatification”
a good friend 🙂🍑💛@jigglylove8
@sardonic_greek "eating candy and cookies is inherently nihilistic"
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“Do you really think I would suck your dick and eat your shit if there remained the slightest chance of your affecting the outcome? I sucked your dick 35 minutes ago”
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Bring her another 64oz mug full of heavy cream.
Tell her its a protein shake.
Steve@NotDrDeath
I was gonna call bullshit on this but….
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@EvanZhao6 @AntonDee_ start dancing for your
job listings monkey man
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@AntonDee_ It’s a 1 min intro video used to screen out bots….
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Lockdown immediately
Daily Noud@DailyNoud
Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.
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son I'm at a birthday party rn I am fucking crying
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