Kyle Williams

If you told me two years ago when I was dropping out of college I’d be buying my own house today I would have punched you in the mouth for making fun of me..

They judge kids in school using a standardized test and it decides whether the school system is working and you can graduate or not, but yet we’ve got people who can’t complete a single thought going to serve our government. That’s wild to me.

John Fetterman wouldn’t be allowed to represent himself in a court of law, because he wouldn’t be able to understand what was being said, and yet he got elected for a seat on the senate.. how is that possible? We should really have some sort of standardized test to serve.

I need @K_Kisner and @TigerWoods to talk some trash to each-other, and play today like it’s a match play event. Throw out some low scores and go into Sunday with a chance!

See you tomorrow @TigerWoods #TheMasters

I will be heading up to Augusta today to continue my preparation and practice. It will be a game-time decision on whether I compete. Congratulations to 16-year-old Anna Davis on an amazing win at the @anwagolf and good luck to all the kids in the @DriveChipPutt.

The entire Plano city council is in shock

@ceja_vincent Big money

For the first time ever I have finished Christmas shopping and didn’t spend several hundred dollars on myself #growth

Out on the recruiting trail in my Cool Grey 11s. @Jumpman23

@ceja_vincent You know the wind rotates this time of year 😂

Swamp nuts are real today, north wind can’t come soon enough.

Although it’s been a long and challenging year, I am very excited to close it out by competing in the @PNCchampionship with my son Charlie. I’m playing as a Dad and couldn’t be more excited and proud.

We've signed RB Austin Walter to the active roster.

First career TD for @groovyyybabyyy 🙌 #NYJvsHOU on CBS

@kendalll_smith Are you unwell?

SOML

Not a single child coming to get any of the $50 worth of candy I bought for Halloween is really messing up my life.

The Texans are badass.

Coolest combination of all time?

The fact that toilets echo when you fart into them is a tragic design flaw. Someone should really invent one with some baffles or possibly a muffler incorporated into the design to tone down the toots.