roo

I need a black & mild after tht

when you lose the one you wonted

your honor it was the fog of war

alexa play some stupid bullshit

Face ID keeps telling me to lock in

Troy Aikman shut the fuck up challenge: impossible

“Waaaaah I had the best years of my career, got a huge contract, and they agreed to trade me when I asked waaaaaaaahhhh”

What in the fresh hell is going on here

Austin Texass

Doc gonna be doing step back fade aways with your toes into a trash can

How the fuck do you hear bonzo goes to bitburg and say you don’t like the ramones

Someone at this show saw my Megadeth shirt and asked if I think they’re better than Metallica. My response: “Fuck no, today is laundry day!”.

I am the luckiest man alive I swear

Wassup people..jus chillin listening to a variety of different music...

I’m wheelin and dealin. I’m a bad motor scooter. I’m a midnight rocker and i drink the cold beer. i contain an imperfect shard of the perfect crystal within my soul and i have the cyco vision. i have the willpower of the ten thousand ton iron tortoise

New shit give it a listen

Give me coffee without paper straw or give me death

@AndrewJav13r @AdamSchefter @DavidMulugheta @AthletesFirst The Green Bay parsons

@AdamSchefter @DavidMulugheta @AthletesFirst Micah Packers

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers. Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.