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@Namastaywoke @jfons1567 I'm just trying to establish dominace. Dog ain't gon be the only 1 walking around with his dick out in the house I pay bills for
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Calvin Hobbes
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Calvin Hobbes
@first_aid_trip
I like games & comics & nerd shit. Black, Italian, He/They, 21+ stuff I say should only be taken seriously like...half the time
Katılım Ekim 2016
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The thing that pisses me off here is the fact that the other woman who is holding her wheelchair didn't pull her further away when she clearly has all the means to do so
Sekai-No-Cotish@NoCotish
"Je préférerais que tu sois morte!" 😬 Your Lie in April Ep 9
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@IllyasvielLover Health bars just fucking there for nothing
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@Cruella_Seville @ToujoursJacques @CaptainDznuts Uhm obviously you don't realize your causing a lot of hecking damage to the puppers ears. You need to let them maul you until they're tired. Hope this helps!
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Maybe this guy should find a different bike route. Pepper spraying country dogs isn't cool
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@JorekGrimmson @SlickWilly696 @Steppegrass @NeoDragonXZ @Batenswytch @CaptainDznuts Alludes to murdering a woman but cries sociopathy when people say letting your dogs roam the street will get them hurt. What a fucking joke
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@SlickWilly696 @Steppegrass @NeoDragonXZ @Batenswytch @CaptainDznuts No; but it's good to take precaution.
Abusing small animals is the number one sign of sociopathy and the primary indicator that somebody might be a serial killer.
You getting your jollies from dogs being hurt shows that you're a dangerous person.
Leave the kids alone.
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@Genus_Speciez Honestly just a bad idea, pen snaps in my pocket and now we got an outbreak.
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Hey, yeah. These being parasites doesn't change the fact that this is cruel and psychotic.
Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1
This Japanese pen is currently going viral for containing a REAL parasitic worm living in herbal oil
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@GothTransFem That's the one where he's doing a class report and the teacher shuts him down then pulls out a phone and says "they KNOW" right?
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i like that theres a knd episode where numbuh one just tells a yakub style conspiracy theory
Kids Next Door A.R.C.H.I.V.E@KNDArchives
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@thatcommiecunt Awesome movie idea where religion causes a town to believe its beset by demons only for the exorcist's assistant of wavering faith discovers its a rabies outbreak
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I wonder if rabies is responsible for historical cases of possession
First Doctor@FirstDoctor
This is end-stage rabies: Confusion, hallucinations, violent agitations, paralysis, followed by d£ath from respiratory failure. Dont wait for symptoms to start; almost 100% fatal after the first symptoms. Prevention: Prompt post-exposure vaccination.
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Calvin Hobbes retweetledi
Take this shit and they guaranteed to fall off.
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@scribblepawz No just...flesh wouldn't have been my first guess.
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where did yall think gelatin came from ? the gelatin tree ? 😭
healthbot@thehealthb0t
What starts out as old pig skin eventually becomes gummy bears
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@AlphaJeffrey45 @RpsAgainstTrump Are you willing to have sex with a man for Trump?
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@RpsAgainstTrump I am willing to die for President Trump, and I am proud to say this.
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BREAKING: Men 18–25 will be automatically registered for the U.S. military draft starting December 2026.
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Calvin Hobbes retweetledi
started making balloon animals yesterday and i can now make you anything you want so long as it's dog or sword shaped!!! yes i do funerals
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@AmarilliTK Crazy because I just saw a video like a day ago of some lady with a bird saying only to give them head scratches because full body will sexually stimulate them and make them aggressive 🫢
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Chicos no podéis tener un animal sin haberos informado un mínimo sobre él hasta el punto de estar literalmente haciéndole una paja sin daros cuenta, eh?
Birds Colour 🕊️@birdscolour56
Right angle parakeet
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Calvin Hobbes retweetledi
demand is high apparently, I am slowly working on it
Hannah@LooksLikeVespa
Working my ass off on this ✌️😔
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@DeputyARUUU Like, it's okay to be a little cringe chungus, nobody needs to get upset.
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me living this rent free in peoples heads like this gotta be sport or some shit bc wtf do you mean this makes you “insanely angry” dawg come on 😭
it cannot be this serious
coolcat@coolfartingcat
@GirlWhHrLkTs this makes me so insanely angry
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The only reason people are saying that Mike's Eggman portrayal was never good is because he exposed himself as a total shithead.
Manlet Thorin@ManletThorin
>”worst Eggman portrayal” Man shut yo goofy ass up
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@housedim1trescu "Wow this person really likes re4- waitaminute- no GameCube version? Obviously a larper."
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