First Bristol

@Adam_Sykes that signalling thing is so 2016. Now our buses only stop when physically obstructed, to improve punctuality 👍

@PatrickAndrews @milesvtaylor we do all we can to encourage healthy living. A two hour walk in the rain is healthy right?

@milesvtaylor people want a challenge in life. For those people we made First. Isn't that what a bus service is all about?

@matalooney we're really sorry Mathias, we thought you could just use some time away from the office ❤️

@cedrichillion until they drag us, kicking and screaming from the computer... Or the service improves. One or the other 👍

PSA: We WANT our buses to travel in packs. This gives you choice and the buses' company. They get awfully lonely otherwise 😔

Maybe if you were there more often @andrewreeve1 wouldn't be longing for us. He has needs, @wessex_star, transport needs 💔.

@cedrichillion no problem Cedric, that's exactly what we were aiming for! Good luck in the Triwizard tournament!

@tassi_andrea First buses are fuelled by the pain and suffering of our passengers. Our driver just wanted you to be on time ❤️

If your bus is late or never showed, you just won our health lottery! Walk, run or sit there like a lemon. Consider it our gift to you 😘

Hi @amyjohns75, unfortunately a leaf fell in to the bus's path, and we had to wait till the wind blew it clear. Our sincerest apologies ❤️

You know that time we said we made improvements? It was a lie lol.

@anthonyjcherry We're celebrating Schrödinger today, so all buses and signs may or may not be broken. Happy Schrödin-tag!

@CiderSi Apologies Simon. We routinely discontinue one service a day because why not, and today it was yours. Have a pleasant trip!

To all passengers delayed by the rain, we apologise. Buses don't like the rain you see so they've been hiding in their garages.

Apologies to all passengers on the 73 - our service negotiated a small space-time fissure but has arrived only moderately late