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Just my opinion, but [Insert wildly offensive or obviously imprecise fact here]. But what do y'all think?

@YouTriedALittle @InsaneCope If you understood it was a joke, then you'd understand i was saying only half the people in India shower. 🤣🤣

@firstname11212 @InsaneCope Low iq brownoid literally ignores the main point

@SenouNatsuru52 @YouTriedALittle @InsaneCope That's the joke, lol. Sorry it wasn't obvious 🤣

@firstname11212 @YouTriedALittle @InsaneCope There's that nasty thing you just misunderstood called per capita. India has over 4 times the USA's population.

@yoyonofukuoka You're a great ambassador!

日本にチップ文化は必要無いという投稿をした事で、急に思い出した事がある。 数年前に、僕がよく行く激安の立ち飲み屋で飲んでいる時に、4人の欧米人がその店に入ってきた。 内訳はアメリカ人2人と、カナダ人と、オーストラリア人。 そのお店は日本人しか来ないような店だったので、それはとても珍しい光景だった。 彼らは僕の隣に並び、日本語のメニューを難しい顔で見ていたので、僕は翻訳アプリを使って何が書いてあるのかを彼らに説明した。 彼らはそれぞれにお酒を飲み、お店にいる日本人達とコミュニケーションを取りながら、その空間をとても楽しんでいた。 彼らはそれぞれ2杯くらいお酒を飲み、十分に満足したみたいで、お会計を済ませようとした。 僕は、彼らに良い思い出を作ってもらいたいという一心で、彼らが受け取った伝票を奪い、お会計をしようとした。 彼らは、それを全力で阻止しようとしたが、僕は彼らを静かにさせる為に、「僕は大金持ちだから問題ない」と嘘を言った。 彼らは僕に何度もお礼を言って、店を出た。 僕は彼らを喜ばす事が出来て、とても嬉しい気分だった。 僕は家に帰って、ベッドに入りながら、彼らとの会話を思い出していた。 彼らは、国際的な会議の為に日本に訪れていた研究チームだった。 その時に僕は思った。 彼らはおそらく、僕よりもはるかにお金持ちだ🤣🤣🤣 僕は少し笑いながら寝た。

@jayroo69 Any dad with young children could do this well

Cat-like reflexes!

@YouTriedALittle @InsaneCope Twice as many people shower in India than in the US, lol

@InsaneCope I also love the “actually” part, because even they know nobody believes this shit

@goneers Two tiers of justice

Good question. What do you think would happen to me if I stole $5 million?

@gringo504 @YoppKy @yamanakanobody You also work on your cars yourself, right?

@YoppKy @yamanakanobody I'm urban, I have multiple.

アメリカ人って普通に運転する車と壊れた時用の予備の車を持ってんだってさ！ 凄くね？

@YoppKy @yamanakanobody Inside the cities, the only people who own multiple vehicles really are those who like to work on their own cars and one is usually a beater car.

@yamanakanobody If you are in rural America this is usually the case. I have a work truck, a farm truck, a backup truck, and a classic muscle car. The more urban of an area you get into, the less likely this is.

@Ricky_Reeetardo @Who_Am_I_1988_ @yamanakanobody City retard here! Between wife and myself, we have 3 vehicles.

@Who_Am_I_1988_ @yamanakanobody True if you arent a city retard.

@DrClownPhD Super creepy

Her dog kept acting weird whenever she turned her back… so she recorded it. What she caught on camera is wild 😳 What would you do if you saw your dog doing this?

@goneers We're in a vice, trying to breathe financially

Tell me again how we working people aren't slaves? This has got to stop. We can't continue to carry half the population or more. Every taxpayer should be in full rebellion right now.

@Archwinger1 Replace the word judgment with feeling and you'll be more correct

"I'm only going to do what you want if I agree with you and feel like it and everything you've done so far passes my judgment. This is how you be a leader" -- internet women

@tanomuzeA I really like how Japanese is translated into English in a way I speak English with the "lol" and "freaking out" 😁 Is this a real literal translation? Do you know English well enough to know that?

裏庭でこれ見つけてビビってるニキ草 何か悪いことが起きる前兆と捉えられてるw

@DisrespectedThe Flour can be used to start a fire too.

This can't be real.

@TGrammie2 That's actually really nice. I don't care all the cope, "it's yucky" immature children have to say about it.

Sorry, I think that’s an ugly shower and I would’ve never spent $60k on it even if I had it

@alphafox Maybe wash it? You know, wash it before you use it. Maybe after you use it?

That’s not what I expected: 🤮

@ChrisWillx Which two teeth are your favorites and why?

4.2M 🚀⁣ I'm recording a Q&A tomorrow. Ask me a question ⬇️ Love you long time x

@Samhainus @alphafox You beat me to it 🥲

News of the decade!! 😱😍

@alphafox Future Spirit Haloween locations

@Intel_Dork @TheStingisBack 🤣🤣

@firstname11212 @TheStingisBack I know 😩

What film does the Cannon logo remind you of?