kevin “rock god” murphy

“ how was your night…sweetie? “ “ well I went to a gay bar to hunt my brother down and then I told him my dad is dying so he will come to thanksgiving. “ “ it’s not a competition, sue. “

“ your daddy’s got an uncut hog on his face!!! “

“ Jesus Christ! why don’t you count your blessings, your lucky your old man is still alive. Christ! What I wouldn’t give to hear my dad call me a winey bitch just one more time!!! “ “ well I’m happy to fill in, shitbird! “ “ ahh nah no I said winey bitch you fuck! “

“ Hey dad! “ “ Ah don’t patronize me you son of a bitch. “

“ you were just to sensitive…( takes out pipe and lights it )…(blows smoke in Frank’s face )…Francine.

“ AH CRIST, SUSAN I JUST COMMITTED A FELONY!!! “

“ Hey! You fucking cockgoblin keep talking and I will chop your dads dick off and beat you to death with it! “

“ alright god ha you got me back for a little while….BILL go to church on Sunday and tell me what happens!!! “

“ Hey, hey Stan! You know what Cadillac stands for! Can’t afford dick..in….Lafayette Louisiana….ASS CUNT!!! “

“ oh sorry princess I thought you were bill. “

“ since I’m your father and I will put you through that fucking wall. “

“ Hey, how did this plane get in my apartment! “

“ no it’s ok sue, dad just say it, it was 30 years ago just say it; and we will bury it forever. “

“ ohhhhh apology looked like somebody went to college! “

“ god I miss toast. “

“ God this taste like shit, if I could pull a trigger I kill myself. “

“ I’m sick of everyone calling me a pussy! “

@JaredizeDaPrize @FIFFNetflix “Suck a dick!!!!”

@fisforfrank @FIFFNetflix She swears worse than my dad

“ are you two going to slurp ass or are we taking a walk? “

“ it’s a family hug, you SICK FUCK!!!( throws beer bottle at a semi truck ) “