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Firing all my @TheBabylonBee writers for not coming up with this headline before the media did

A classic I found in my old archives..... How did we survive 4 years with this man?

> from Florida > boss is a real estate developer > works multiple odd jobs > DJs on the side Rubio is the most Cuban-American person in human history

🚨 TRUMP DROPS 🔥 MILITARY HELICOPTER PICS WITH “4547” CUSTOM DECALS Full Trump caricature in sunglasses, blonde hair patches, and “4547” everywhere, absolute legend status.

インド軍のパレード。 高度人材が豊富な国の軍隊がこれ。

Delta Force and the 160th SOAR in Iraq. Overwatch commentary is pretty funny. If you can impress some AH-64 Apache pilots, you're doing something right.

This is treason.

Utah Judge Catherine Conklin let convicted pedophile and former POLICE OFFICER Colten Scott Johansen off with just 30 days of home confinement, after Johansen pled guilty to sexually assaulting children and INFANTS, and was facing up to 45 years in jail. This represents EVERYTHING wrong with our judicial system.

🚨 BOOM! U.S. NAVY IS ABSOLUTELY DOMINATING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ! The Navy is showcasing its massive defensive power — Aegis missile defense systems knocking down incoming threats, plus the legendary CIWS “R2-D2 of Death” — that Star Wars-looking beast with the giant machine gun shredding anything that gets close. Instead of wasting big ships on Iran’s “mosquito navy,” we’re sending in helicopters to hunt the IRGC in their own backyard. Even better: A naval expert who’s transited the Strait over 100 times says normally you see 20-40 Iranian small boats swarming… today? Only 6. And they were eliminated fast. Iran’s military capability is getting crushed and degraded in real time.

These shocking allegations, if true, show why the Fraud Task Force’s work is so important. I’m directing the task force to look into it and take immediate action to prosecute any fraudsters involved and stop all further payments as appropriate.

.@SecRollins: "Half of these meatpacking giants, including the largest meat packer in the world, are either foreign-owned or have significant foreign ownership and control, making them a threat not just to our cattle producers, but a threat to America itself."

Grandpa teaching his grandson how to ride a bike when his muscle memory kicks in…

Just in: The United States Navy has targeted and destroyed six Iranian armed boats in the Strait of Hormuz after a failed attempt by the IRGC to target a U.S. Navy destroyer. Currently, multiple U.S. Navy warships are entering the Strait of Hormuz.

In Africa, Muslims are hunting Christians to kiII them. Pope Leo: "Christians and Muslims can live together and be friends."

This is absolutely mind blowing! When Karin Bass was in Ghana as Los Angeles burned, the deputy mayor she left in charge was at home on house arrest. For phoning in a bomb threat. We are indeed governed by criminals. From @spencerpratt on @joerogan

Spain’s first weekend after naturalizing 500,000 illegal aliens: -4 stabbing victims in Barcelona alone -7 stabbings across other cities -1 shooting -2 dead And this is only the beginning. Pedro Sanchez is the Spawn of Satan.

Accurate.

🚨🇪🇸 Sadly it is now being reported that the young girl stabbed yesterday by a Muslim migrant is now dead She had 7 stab wounds Her attacker screamed "Allahu Akbar" as he attacked eyewitnesses have confirmed How many more will give their lives before we stop this?

Armed robbery is a hazardous profession… wrong store, wrong day.

New York Post columnist Miranda Devine reveals that old Twitter leadership worked with the FBI so closely to suppress the Hunter Biden Laptop story, that they classified all links to the story as “child porn” to stop it from being shared “It was completely blacklisted on Twitter in 2 hours. It was classified as child porn internally, if you like, sent it in a private, like if I DM'd you privately, the link, it would disable as it would if you were sending something criminal. The reason why it was so immediate and so severe was because the FBI was briefing Twitter executives” This would instantly flag the DMs and stop them from being sent, it would make the links inactive She also reveals that the FBI knew about the laptop all the way back before the first Trump impeachment Literally treason. No one in old Twitter has been held accountable either