Marcel Fisser

"serverless"

We just got rickrolled.

Journalist writing about coders: "To the untrained eye, the code is just a jumbled mess of letters, numbers and symbols. But to a coder, each line is clear. She knows and understands every digit and dot in the same way a pianist would read a page of musical notes." Actual Coder:

Everybody has a plan until they deploy to production.

real pic of me at 9 years old trying to add glitter images and fancy hover effects to my Neopets page

As of yesterday, I'm no longer a Google employee, which means I can finally disclose a secret that's been weighing on my soul: I was the one who added a release note to Kubernetes 1.9 stating that the canonical pronunciation of kubectl is "cube control". #kubectl" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">github.com/kubernetes/kub…

Der Mensch bestimmt das Tempo - aber der #KI-gesteuerte Tischtennisroboter ist auch schon ziemlich gut. Eröffnungsrundgang der @hannover_messe von Kanzlerin #Merkel und @SwedishPM Löfven

"SQL is evil, we will remove SQL and be free to create amazing new data stores!" (10 years later…) - Hey your data thing is great, but a bit hard to use and integrate, could you improve that? - Don't worry, we'll put an SQL abstraction layer on top of everything. - Awesome.

@holdenkarau nice to meet you at the #dws19 meetup, very informative talk about contributing to the open source community... beam or spark, that is another ongoing debate. Thanks

We are getting ready for you! Set up is taking place at #DWS19 in Barcelona for the community expo. Thanks to all our sponsors!

It’s a beautiful morning in Barcelona at DataWorks Summit! Join us today at training as we kick off an amazing week! #DWS19

The U.K. brexiting

#Köln #Santos

“This technical debt can wait. I have a feature to deliver!”

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when other devs start talking about containers...

Seit DREIEINHALB Jahren versuchen wir einen Betriebsrat zu gründen. Alnatura jagt uns bis zum Bundesarbeitsgericht. Ich darf dort nicht mehr arbeiten, andere wurden versetzt. Aber man lege uns ja "keine Steine in den Weg". #AlnatuRat #UnionBusting taz.de/!5574661/