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@DonaldJTrumpJr Please come to Australia. Specifically the Gold Coast - there are some big sharks that would like to sample your fatty liver.

Great show today with my buddy Lee Zeldin!

@epaleezeldin From what I've read about you from the other side of the Pacific, I've thought you must be some special kind of dickhead. Thanks for proving you're a fuckwit too.

Just because AOC, Kerry, or Gore absurdly predict the end of the world is near or some other bonkers climate claim of the day, doesn’t mean the rest of us must play along, or that extreme economic pain should be forced upon Americans who can least afford it. Discussed this and more tonight with @DonaldJTrumpJr on his podcast, Triggered.

@JDVance @WhiteHouse There’s a reason president drumpf is mocked and dissed by world leaders, and it’s because he’s consistently shown a level of puerile vindictiveness, greed, and unmatchable stupidity that we haven’t seen from your Commander in Chief in modern history.

There’s a reason President Trump is respected by world leaders, and it’s because he’s consistently shown a level of strength that we haven’t seen from our Commander in Chief in modern history.

@DrTOMontgomery @LadyCaroline1 Yet another ridiculous decision from a bureaucracy that values money over anything and everything else.

#Birds What do you think about this? British-owned beef giant CPC has been granted a permit to poison and kill 20,000 native galahs and little corellas at one of their vast cattle stations in the NT, Australia. In its permit application, CPC admits its practices created the problem: “grain production, on-site storage, and cattle feeding have provided an artificial food source.” Ornithologist Dr Lilleyman was "shocked" to learn of the NT government's decision to grant the permit. She said that Birdlife Australia is concerned about the potential for secondary poisoning of non-target species occurring close to "an internationally significant wetland". CPC has ten cattle stations on about 9 million acres. They supply cattle and beef to Asian markets, domestic feedlots and processors, and export live cattle. The company is owned by Guy and Julia Hands through the Hands Family Office. They live in Guernsey after leaving England to avoid UK tax. CPC has also applied for massive water licenses for irrigation projects to grow grain sorghum and other crops which will inevitably attract even more birds. So what happens then? Even wider-scale poisoning of native wildlife?

@buitengebieden Yeah they're amazing. Yeah they're call is other-worldly. You try staying asleep when two of them are having a conversation at 4.30am.

The sound of a Kookaburra.. 😊

@TheStingisBack @TomCruise I didn't realize til I saw this movie that Tom Cruise couldn't act OR sing.

@TomCruise It's been 40 years, and we still haven't lost that lovin' feeling.

I’m excited to celebrate 40 years of Top Gun with you all. It’s so much fun to see these two films back on the big screen! 1/2

@Yoda4ever Our rescue greyhound was exactly the same. She'd never been on grass until we brought her home, and it took her a few days before she'd try it out properly. Turns out that grass was her absolutely favouritest surface. Who knew?

Rescued beagles feeling grass for the first time after a lifetime in a lab..freedom looks good on them..🐕🐾🥺🙏❤️

@charise_lee In Australia, that would be a croc's appetiser.

Holy crap that looks like a dinosaur‼️

@mmpadellan What a petty, trifling, vindictive tiny-handed man he is.

BRAVO to Rachel Scott for once again asking direct questions to the thin-skinned buffoon in chief, who crashed out like a spoiled brat. Reporters, take notes and stop treating him with kid gloves. How can any serious person respect that jackass?

@YourAnonNews I would happily send both RFK Jr and The Orange Baboon their own box full of live cane toads to lick. They wouldn't worry about ANY virus.

BREAKING: RFK jr tells Trump, "This is the Colorado River Frog. It's secretions contain anti-viral compounds that can fight the Hantavirus. All you have to do is lick it." LICK THE FROG DONNIE

@MbarkCherguia For three days before running a marathon?

On what occasion would you wear THIS??

@Baumann_Mac I used to run into Stevie Wright regularly when we were both living on the same floor of an apartment block in the early 80s. He was 15-odd years older than me but always had the time to chinwag with a younger fan. I was awestruck.

@R101Nick Playing lawn bowls solo ALMOST guarantees you'll win the match...😉

Happy Friday. Cold here this morning. I’m playing solo at Carro Bowling club this Sunday, 3pm.

@MaryBowdenMD Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit That's pretty dodgy coming from someone who purports to be a medical doctor. Oh wait! You're trying to sell a book. 'Splains everything.

Hantavirus is a RNA virus, and ivermectin should work against it. Ivermectin blocks RNA viruses from entering the nucleus, inhibits viral replication, disrupts integrity of the viral membrane and can prevent viral replication.

@Acyn He is so proud of himself being able to spell a three-letter word. Stunted development has never been more evident.

Trump: By sea, by ocean, by water. A lot of people say, “what do you mean by sea? Is it see? Like vision?” No, it’s sea, SEA.

@BulwarkOnline Of course trump walks 9 miles when he plays golf. His favourite Doral course is less than 4.5 miles total from tee to green. It just means he can't hit a ball straight to save himself.

RFK Jr: "There's a lot of people who could probably do a 50-mile hike." Trump: "What about me? You didn't mention my name." RFK Jr: "This guy walks nine miles a day on a golf course every weekend, so he could do it in a breeze."

@WhiteHouse Your demented hog leader has such command of the English language! Bravo! He is close to getting an upgrade from low to inferior-IQ person status.

When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel???

@WhiteHouse @NASA @NASAArtemis @POTUS Correction : President Trump embarrasses the incredible Artemis II astronauts...

AMERICAN HEROES! 🇺🇸🚀 President Trump welcomes the incredible Artemis II astronauts to the Oval Office after their historic trip around the Moon, an epic moment for our nation!

@RpsAgainstTrump So brave! So physically strong! Even Uncle Sam (the eagle) hates him.

Not AI. Not SNL. Meeting the Artemis II astronauts, Trump claimed he’s physically “very, very good” and fit to be an astronaut: “I would have had no trouble making it. I’m physically very, very good.” How is this real life?

@R101Nick We get more red-tails than yellows here. They're sneaky bastards that quietly ringbark the scrub gums. I love them.

Good morning. Pic from last week.