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@ConceptualJames @LauraLoomer That's not a win. That just means you're as big a cunt as she is.

I agree with Laura.

@realstewpeters @CorruptNSW Such a fucking liar. Those pilots would not be allowed to fly the next day. Trump is incapable of truth-saying. He would lie about the flavour of his icecream.

TRUMP: “We shot down three of our own planes with Patriot missiles. But it’s all good bc the pilots survived and are still flying today.” WHAT?!?! How embarrassing. And why is he acting like this is some great achievement?

@politvidchannel @drswoods61 Correction : Nearly 140,000 have signed the petition.

BREAKING: Australians have just started the process to block the proposed Trump Tower development on the Gold Coast. Over 14,000 Australians have signed an official government petition asking for it to be blocked

@MarciaOnTheGo @CorruptNSW You are SO lucky to run into Cptain Jack Sparrow!

OK oh my God you will not believe this story. Lee is feeling really unwell. It might be his appendix and we’re at the urgent care in Wailea. I walk out of the room and who’s standing in front of me?? This guy absolute effing legend

@SecScottBessent @POTUS @SecWar You need to fuck right off back under the slimy rock from whence you crawled. And when you get there, fuck right off again.

America is firmly in control of the Iran conflict, and we have demolished Iran’s capability for aggression. @POTUS, @SecWar, and General Caine are spearheading our campaign to destroy all fortifications along the Strait of Hormuz.

@FallingDove44 You mean this skinny fucking sparrow legged hick cock sucker? If he came at me, I'd be frightened I might die laughing.

And what the fuck are you gonna do, you skinny fucking sparrow legged hick cock sucker 😂

@D_Melissa2 @ERN_Malleyscrub Jimmy posts food stuff on Bluesky, if that's any help. bsky.app/profile/jimmyb…

Does anyone know why Jane Barnes (@jane13barnes) deleted her Twitter X account. We were mutual followers and I enjoyed her cooking. She had great politics and her devotion to her family and being an exceptional human being was inspiring. #auspol

@the_moonshadow @woofknight @kvlovely19 ✔️

@fithdy @woofknight @kvlovely19 You didnt see that! 😂

@atrupar Okay, Pete. Trump also has a strong relationship with the Gold Coast mayor, who visited him at Mar a Lago, whilst spruiking a new beachfront golden tower. 140k people told both of them to FUCK OFF.

Q: President Trump said he had a really good call with President Putin yesterday. Will Russia be aiding us in this conflict? HEGSETH: The president maintains strong relationships with world leaders, which creates opportunities and options for us in very dynamic ways

@atrupar @Montpellier21 Jake Paul's god forsook him the day he stepped into the ring with Anthony Joshua and had his jaw broken.

Jake Paul gets on stage at the Trump rally and has the nastiest pit stains I've ever seen (it also appears the crowd doesn't know who he is)

@SamaHoole This is Gertrude. She is very comfortable wherever she is, but hides from scrutiny.

Farmed cattle are kept in conditions that cause chronic stress, learned helplessness, and psychological suffering. Let's check in on Gerald. 6:03am - Gerald is in the south corner. Gerald is always in the south corner at 6:03am. This is not a symptom of confinement or restricted movement. This is Gerald's preference. The south corner receives the first light of the morning, is sheltered from the prevailing westerly by the hedgerow, and has, over four years of Gerald's stewardship, developed a herb-rich base that Gerald finds particularly interesting. Gerald identified this before anyone else did. Gerald has never explained his reasoning. 6:45am - Gerald walked to the water trough. He did not hurry. He has never hurried. He walked with the unhurried purpose of an animal that knows where the water trough is, has always known where the water trough is, and finds the walk from the south corner to the water trough neither threatening nor urgent. He drank 30 litres. He walked back. 7:15am - The man who walks past every morning walked past. Gerald looked at him. Gerald looks at him every morning. The man has, over four years, begun waving. Gerald does not wave back. Gerald finds this relationship adequately balanced. 8:00am - The vet came for the annual check. Gerald stood completely still while the vet conducted the examination. The vet's notes read: "Cortisol within normal range. No avoidance behaviour. Condition excellent. He looked at the field the entire time." The farmer asked afterward if this was normal. The vet said she had examined a lot of cattle in thirty years and Gerald was either the most contented animal she'd ever seen or had transcended the concept of caring either way. The farmer nodded. The farmer: "He's always been like that." 9:30am - Gerald found a new section of hedgerow he hadn't browsed in several weeks. Gerald browsed it with the forward ears and relaxed tail of an animal experiencing, in behavioural science terms, positive engagement. He spent forty minutes on it. Forty minutes on a hedgerow section is not an animal with nothing to live for. That is an animal with a hedgerow. Gerald has a hedgerow. Gerald has forty acres. Gerald has the south corner. Gerald has wildflowers he didn't plant and doesn't know about and is inadvertently responsible for. Gerald is having, by every available measure, a very good time. Gerald's chronic suffering, at time of writing: not located. The south corner is fine. Gerald is fine. The vet drove four miles to confirm this and it was worth the drive.

@ShiannonC He is SUCH a grub. twitter.com/fithdy/status/…

An interesting little vid of Gold Coast mayor, Tom Tate and his visit to TRump’s Mar-a-Lago.. Yes, Tom Tate is a tangerine turdine fan.. which is not really surprising. Considering the news of a TRump tower on the Gold Coast, maybe Tate is looking for some opportunities to come his way, despite the fact that the details on the tower build are as murky as the bog of eternal stench. Tate says that his visit to Mar-a-Lago “wasn’t ratepayer funded”.. .. but wait.. He says “SOME parts of the trip he paid”.. .. and some parts were in his capacity “as an invitation to mayor of this city”.. .. “by the Trump organisation” “as a gift to the city” Right 🙄😵‍💫 When asked if he would declare this magnanimous “gift” in his expenses, Tate did not answer in the affirmative - and instead deferred to a somewhat discombobulated ramble about it “being a gift to the city” within his title of mayor…and not a gift to Tom Tate himself. I’m not sure how he intends to make that shyte fly into credibility- but he’s convinced himself. It will interesting to see if anything turns up in his declarations. As an aside, Tate is not very good at disguising his body language. It is indeed a massive tell.

@TheFungi669 Yes.

Is Trump corrupt, ignorant or just stupid?

@krassenstein Can I have her new plane?

MAJOR BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security secretary, Kristi Noem has just been fired. Thank God!!!!

@CalltoActivism @ClareRegi Yes

🚨LIAR: Donald Trump says if he didn’t “hit Iran” now they would have had a nuclear weapon “in two weeks.” This is the guy who said IN JUNE Iran’s entire nuclear program was obliterated and set back years. Was he FULL OF SHIT then or full of shit NOW?

@MollyJongFast @oliwymom @JaredEMoskowitz Don't forget she also killed a goat, because it wouldn't behave. Like every other goat that has ever existed.

Can we have a two second conversation about @JaredEMoskowitz ‘s justice for cricket pin?

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@TheOnlyEsta @Bernd_7 Vlad

This is Stephen Miller 🐀 Describe him in ONE or TWO words