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@KenyaPower_Care I've not received my bill and on searching seems the account/meter number does not exist through the app

@HazNyangi @Safaricom_Care @Ellie95765291 This needs a billboard. Untill it comes to reversal and wrong transactions, they draw the line

@Safaricom_Care @Ellie95765291 Someone said that Safaricom is only thorough with security protocol when it involves inconveniencing you. But when when it's about you losing your data to a 3rd party or losing money on Mpesa then suddenly their security measures don't apply

Gosh so I had a car accident, lost my husband, lost my phone, lost my mobility (I’m now bedridden) both legs broken can’t even sit on a wheelchair, how am I supposed to visit a saf shop to replace my line? @Safaricom_Care y’all told my mom to bring a doc note which you refused?

@IanKODHIAMBO @ignyharaz2 The problem is these "judges" are same teachers who are not versed with trends n simple solution that have impact

@ignyharaz2 I did mine on how to use Spiders yo capture Mosquito as a biological way to control Malaria. Did well till i met a judge who disnt like the idea. I also did one on milk replacement using Oat/Soya suprisngly its now a billion dollar industry.

Highschool nilikuwa na project ingine ya ku sun dry cabbage kwa science Congress. Nikipenya hadi Nationals nkajua umaskini ni mbaya sana. Vijana toka Mang'u wamekuja projects za kuzingu on how to use warer to get jet fuel using ethanol. Time unaitwa mbele uki introduce your project jamaa wanaanza kucheka buana.

@PacisInsurance hey, whom do I need to beat so that I can know my claim status. I don't like, "'one handling it is not in'. Since 30th December, not even a call, email...and not forgetting Independent assessors asking money. So Monday which office do I show up in &at what time?

@walterondimu2 @bakhita_esther Actually women are enemies of themselves

@bakhita_esther You've a problem if that's the level of your thinking. Gender for what in politics. Do women go to battlefield

Where is Gender Equality here ? 🚩

@CBKKenya if I do the money bouquet in USD, hapo kuna shida kweli?

@KenyanSays Funny enough, the traffic officers from Thika are stationed just before overpass barely 50mts doing "utumishi"

A Kenyan driver has complained that along the Thika overpass leading into Thika, there is no lane discipline, with motorists doing as they please and harassing drivers heading in the opposite direction. He says drivers often turn the road into a four-lane highway, making it impossible to navigate.

@SankeiSaitoti But brokers make people suffer alot

@fitzmurry Hata mimi ningelipa😅😅😅😅

I experienced a similar scenario in 2022. I had planted two acres of maize huko Kilgoris. The mahindi choma crew came to my shamba, and we agreed on 150K for the entire shamba for them to harvest the maize. They were very confident it would be a full canter. They went into the shamba and harvested, but unfortunately, it couldn’t fill the lorry. That’s when they started changing the story, saying they could only pay 80K. I politely asked them what the agreed amount was, and they said, lorry haijajaa. I smiled and told them to either pay the 150K or return my maize to every stalk so that I could wait for it to dry. Kidogo kidogo, the jamaa started the lorry and began hurling insults, saying ati maasai atanijua mimi ni nani. I calmly drove another car and blocked the lorry’s way. I politely asked him again, lipa 150K tuliagree ama mahindi urudishie mahali ulitoa. A stalemate followed. He became very agitated and tried to get physical. I simply called the OCS, and five police officers arrived. The dude paid me the full amount and left, still insulting me.

@brokensuit44 This happens when they use "huyu anajua kuweka speaker" vs using services of a sound engineer

Wrapped my day and decided to go to a NightClub to have a young beer. Kenyan Clubs have SHIT sound. My ears are already itching and I am only at beer 1. Someone needs to teach the DJs that max volume is not enjoyable… That, or I am freaking old.

@Thuranira_1 Next we need to tackle supermarkets and other stores that send you unsolicited sms just after making payments with mobile money

Nairobi Academy has been ordered to pay Ksh. 637,500 for unlawfully publishing a child’s name and exam results in a national newspaper. The school published a child’s name and exam results in a national newspaper’s advertising feature, without the parent’s consent , just to attract new clients. A student’s private results was turned into a billboard. The Data Commissioner called it a “deliberate and aggravated violation.” Even after the parent had clearly objected, and after the school promised to protect the child’s privacy, Nairobi Academy went ahead and published anyway,exposing the minor’s data to the entire country, permanently.

@JaokooMoses My estate we have a walking fitness club. We did Kencom to Kenol. We walk every Saturday minimum of 20km

Early in the morning today I saw a huge group of people walking along thika road. I stopped some of the participants around the Shell Ruaraka opposite the KCA University and they told me that it was for physical exercise. The destination was gatundu. I was left wondering what was

@PacisInsurance can I have a number that is actually going to be picked up. Been on hold for more than 5mins. Kindly

@Rogers_Otii @SILANKENJOROGE Am wondering the same...kwanza classical Mechanics wacha tu. Hii yake already nimefanya in like 5mons kwa akili

@SILANKENJOROGE Oyaaa

Hii Maths Karibu inipeleke sayun,nimejaribu kuuliza chatgpt ikaniambia "sorry we can't help you this time" 😭

@dansilly_ke This looks like witeithie

@AllanObare4 @yovan_wood Wait,this is barely my monthly expenses

@yovan_wood That is just ksh 36,215.78 😭

Me in Kenya after exchanging just 1M UGX to KES before heading to the Indian Ocean 😭😂

@KCBInKenya Tuko tu hapa kwa nyumba, na blanketi kwa kiti. Miaka imekataa

Tunajua Friday lazima uende sherehe. Kumbuka kubeba hoody, charger na KCB Debit Card. Mko wapi?

@KCBInKenya Enough to last me the end of the day🤣

Financial gurus, fikeni kwacomment section msaidie kidogo🤔 What percentage of your salary are you supposed to save?

@PepsiUganda 1 month rent

Admin is in a good mood… If Pepsi crowned you with 1 million UGX cash today. What’s the first thing you’re buying? #TemaEnyonta #RefreshAndWin

@ignyharaz2 Supply for what they pay for. Wakilipa 10k, supply products work 10k. And sleep comfortably

I've seen this saga of Sammy Kioko who has closed down his business which he invested heavily in. It's believed Sammy kioko was given a tender by Machakos county and he supplied as required, it had taken too long for the county to pay him ,5 days ago he SLEPT OUTSIDE the Governors officer at Machakos demanding to see the Governor but all was in vain,FINALLY Sammy kioko has CLOSED DOWN HIS TAILORING BUSINESS. As a contractor dealing with government related tenders, what should you do when it goes south? Politicians will launch over 20 projects and even plan for commissioning while contractors and the building team won't be paid.