Yahya

Logging into Fortnite and not seeing Ballistics mode anymore @EpicGames @Fortnite

@lporiginalg A comedy homage to lonely island

laughed way too hard at this

@MattyFC__ Genuinely hate this account

🚨‼️ BREAKING NEWS: Man United has been asked to join this seasons Champions League due to UEFA's G.8 rule 😳

@jdluk87 True. Apple Mail - Perfectly shit

Apple engineers are perfectionists. We obsess over every tiny detail you'll never notice. When building offline Siri, we spent weeks testing edge cases like airplane mode handoffs, battery drain scenarios, and voice recognition in noisy environments.

@hasina_za Try L-Theanine

My anxiety is killing me

@SSFootball @SuperSportTV Why is your buddy drunk dialling the show. Rather Call Dermot 🤦‍♂️

The Julián Alvarez penalty is chalked due to a double touch 👀👟 📺 Stream #UCL on DStv: tinyurl.com/4wrtdwtb

@SuppressedNws @CIJ_ICJ this bombing is a ceasefire violation

An Israeli-American “comedian” named Yoni Kletzel made jokes about starvation and “dead Palestinian babies.” He thinks it’s funny, but this is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard.

Oh no Antony has left Manchester United

Hamas ❤️Biden

@Our_DA Thanks for the Pep talk

🏆 Congratulations Bafana Bafana! South Africa is showing the world how it’s done, putting our best feet forward across the sporting arena. You make your country proud!

@UnathiAfrika @News24 😂😂😂

@News24 Yeah exactly, even sunrise today was "anti-semitic". I saw it with my own eyes. Even the current rain is acting in very "anti-semitic" ways, not to mention how the air we are breathing is increasing proving itself "anti-semitic" by keeping us the "goyim" alive. 🤡

Earlier today, the SA Jewish Board of Deputies said South Africa's case before the ICJ "can only be interpreted as antisemitic". brnw.ch/21wFZCn

🇵🇸🇮🇱🚨‼️ CRAZY: Israeli soldier is hitting a bong in the window … Qassam shoots RPG at him. Don’t do drugs kids …

@DrEliDavid As per Wikifedia…

“Palestine” 🇵🇸 is the only country in the world that has a name with a letter that doesn't exist in its alphabet. There is no “P” in Arabic. The name “Palestine” comes from Philistines and Roman province of Judea-Palestina, nothing to do with today's “Palestinians”.

@elonmusk 1 day, 2 Ls

As I said earlier this week, “decolonization”, “from the river to the sea” and similar euphemisms necessarily imply genocide. Clear calls for extreme violence are against our terms of service and will result in suspension.

@jsteenhuisen @CapeTown It’s too late Johnny

The killing of the office head of Gift of the Givers in Gaza must be condemned by all those who stand for peace. There needs to be an immediate investigation into Ahmed Abbasi’s death on his way back from morning prayer, followed by meaningful accountability for those involved.

@Our_DA DAvianas

The DA stands in solidarity with all Palestinians and Israelis who seek a two-state solution. We reject radicalism and violence. We embrace rationality, based on peaceful co-existence for both a free Palestine and a secure Israel: da.org.za/2023/11/straig… #DAsupportsPeace

@jsteenhuisen @Our_DA You had us there for a moment…

A vote for the DA is a vote for good governance, for service delivery, and against corruption. #RockTheRegistration

@spectatorindex Half a million litres is less than what a single surburban petrol station pumps in a month… in Africa

BREAKING: IDF spokesperson releases recording in which a Gazan medical official says Hamas has fuel reserves of over half a million litres stored directly under Shifa hospital

@krisiannc You’re trying too hard to get famous dear

Oh, splendid! It appears there are more photographers on the scene than actual good Samaritans lending a hand. 📸🙄 In the latest episode of "#Gaza's Greatest Hits," the Gazans have reported an attack on a convoy near Shifa Hospital in the Gaza Strip. Now, from the treasure trove of documents emanating from the place, one might cautiously speculate that we've stumbled upon yet another "failed rocket launch" performance. And of course, it wouldn't be complete without a generous serving of "a large number of casualties. #Hamas