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@fjnewman

I'm literally the only Aussie to move to London. I'm so unique. hashtag blessed. || she/her

London, England Katılım Nisan 2008
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fiona 🌱@fjnewman·
My Facebook feed is basically the new Births, Deaths, & Marriages Registrar. Congrats and/or condolences guys. Your choice of which.
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I guess on the bright side, he can’t ever run for president again? That’s it. That’s the only positive I have.
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@RhunWords It’s terribly sad and upsetting that both words are applicable to the person that’ll be the next US leader.
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I’m bored of the owl app and have started using Clozemaster instead… It’s taken a dark turn.
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When you try to grab coffee with friends in your late 30’s….
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nighty💗@yawns4fawns·
they should make band names that aren't embarrassing to say to your parents
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@RhunWords It feels like anything that benefits one person, harms 1000 others 😕 Scan as you go is pretty big here too, but we usually get stopped and “randomly” checked. Which means it ends up taking longer than just going through a till anyway 🙃
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fiona 🌱@fjnewman·
@RhunWords Urgh. I really hate to admit it, but we have an Amazon Fresh a few 100 metres away from home, and it actually works so freaking well. Especially with a toddler to be in and out and just throw stuff in a backpack/pram as you go is great. Didn’t know this is how it worked though 😣
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fiona 🌱@fjnewman·
@olicoys @joelgolby Every week I hope there’s some random Reddit page open on her screen and that she quickly tabs across to the bar chart dashboard. I’m always left disappointed.
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@joelgolby wait until you notice that alan sugars receptionist has been looking at the same bar and pie chart for 5 weeks now
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I am an Apprentice wake-up time truther. they are not getting a phonecall at 4 a.m. they are not leaving the house at 4.20 a.m.. the sun is always up when they answer the phone. the guy is not on the door of the Savoy to greet them at half-four in the morning. WHY LIE
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I had no idea where this was going and then… OH OH NO
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fiona 🌱@fjnewman·
I know we’re supposed to be worried AI will take over, but I asked ChatGPT to help me with some guitar exercises, and it got the tuning for D standard wrong. Even though I told it “I’m tuned in D standard, which is a whole step down”. I think we’ll be ok for a while…
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fiona 🌱@fjnewman·
When I pretend to be asleep, sometimes my toddler will put a blanket over me, and other times he throws toys at my head until I get up. Today was a toys day.
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