David

@MtStHelensWA Or Harry Truman posing with you.

Imagine dinosaurs posing with an asteroid

.@CenturyLinkBiz continues to be the worst

@MartianDays Are you driving a Bentley!? That's nuts.

@PeteFerryman @fox12oregon It's a lot smaller, but still burning this evening.

#Wildfire continues to burn out of control west of White Salmon along Columbia River. @fox12oregon

Ian M. Banks would be proud

@Walmart Have you had a breach of data from your seller center? I'm getting targeted phishing emails from a wal-mart.com (not walmart.com) email.

fang friday (for the first time in a while), post fangs

@benedictevans Teenage Engineering: the brand I love but will never buy.

@SoylentHHH It's happening and I hate it. And I'm guilty of having way too many subscriptions.

I was researching dawn simulator alarm clocks and one that seems to be dominating search results right now is the [name redacted]*. It's $200 and requires the use of an app with a subscription. Search results are dominated by positive reviews. But something seemed off...

What's the point? I don't know. Be skeptical? And money may not buy you happiness, but it will buy you some cheap manufacturing, a TikTok marketing campaign, some good SEO, and a bunch of fake app store reviews, so you can make more money. The virtuous cycle in action.

The app has a 4.4 rating in the Google Play store. Looks good... But all the recent reviews are just dragging it. -Why is an app required to use this lamp? -App won't connect. Please fix. -DON'T BUY!!

Cocaine Bear sequel?

Ever hear of Ketto? It's the Indian GoFundMe. And if you ever use it you will be pushed their obnoxious ads nonstop.

The last 5 minutes was just photos of him with celebrities. There was one with Will Smith that didn't include a slap joke. (Great.) And the way he pronounced Kylie Minogue's name when showing his picture with her makes me think he has no idea who she is.

I may have been too hard on him. That was an interesting, if rushed talk. A lot of incredible imagery and stories.

.@ZahiHawass sure wants you to know how incredible he is. 30 minute video advertising his tour company then 10 minute video about how amazing he is. This better be good. #ZahiLive

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 9 May 2007 (via @twi_age).