Billy

@JadaArmani Me n Liz rn

My first attempt at making bread was so successful it gave me a god complex and so naturally my following attempts were massively humbling

I am ready to come back to twitter and read everyone’s unapologetically insane and hilarious thoughts. Thank you.

@taylorm424 “Cancer, and Wolf” lmao

@taylorm424 i fucking sobbed

@taylorm424 Candance Owens is literally such a flop lmao i cant believe anyone listens to her dumb ass

@elizabeth_rogan No

ok but wait....crocs?

@mmphsounds 👀

Been slowly getting back into enjoying hi-hats.

@cehryl this is like every Haruki Murakami book, the lens with which he views women really ruins otherwise masterfully written escapist stories. So frustrating

i have been avoiding reading male authors because all too often it will be nice prose etc. then something will come up either about a woman losing her appeal because of age or weight or a 15 year old girl will have an “affair” with an old dude and i won’t be able to keep reading

@elizabeth_rogan This an A+ tweet lmao

@taylorm424 True and for the record I agree lol it’s not close between the two

@taylorm424 I’m rewatching himym rn and the amount of casual misogyny and transphobia I didn’t pick up on as a kid... actually stunning lol. Although that’s a problem with like pretty much every tv show from that era

@cehryl feel this in my soul

these days when i try to sleep i just think of steady grounds and my favourite college prof who passed and the charles and the last summer and it is unbearable and i don’t want to live in the past but i guess nostalgic pain shifts through eras so in a few

@blue____frog TRUE

@flakesmakes iconic

Cheeto

@mckaylayager a tragedy

TODAY WAS FREE SLURPEE DAY I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK 2020

Edm is corny as fuck lol

@realJustATheory You saved our crumbling democracy with this gif! Very cool, Justin 👈😎

i've loved this day every year until today, when celebrating America feels like a gross misdirection from every distressing thing happening in this country right now. #FvckTheFourth

what is HAPPENING right now??? What is this twisted reality our world has entered into?? Where is the empathy and understanding?? I feel sick

my brand is being perpetually lost in the sauce