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@marcorandazza motivated or high!

If you're so motivated that you can have no arms and no legs, but still play professional cornhole, and shoot someone, and drive away, we should just let you get away with that shit.

@GSBImagesMBusch @DJIGlobal Amazing! always nice to see my old friend the Chrysler Building picked out in the vastiness!

The zoom on the @DJIGlobal Mavic 4 Pro is awesome. Here is Manhattan from Staten Island yesterday. #dronephotography

@AnUnbiasedVoice @Whodawho71 @Thatumbrellaguy likely already in the works...

@Whodawho71 @Thatumbrellaguy He made the songs to raise $$ to repair his door and gate. He can also make songs about the trial (including that judge) to pay the court fees too. Rather fitting.

Afroman PAYING HALF THE COURT COSTS is INSANE! This judge is A JOKE! HE wanted THE COPS to win, and when they didnt, he STILL tried punishing Afroman!

@marcorandazza I did not know he was into soccer players...

Because he fucked Pele so hard that his dick chafed.

@BadAtPeopling @jimstewartson its funny.

@jimstewartson 25th Amendment now. Please. This is not even funny. FFS, what is he talking about??

Not nukes, not an imminent threat: “We did it out of habit… And by the way we have the Sugar King.” “So we don't need it, but we did it. It's almost, you could say we did it out of habit, which is not a good thing to do. But we did it because we have some good allies there. We have some great Middle Eastern countries there, Israel there. So we did it for a lot of reasons. But it always amazed me that we did it. We never asked for reimbursement, and it was really there to serve other countries, not us. And by the way, we have the Sugar King.”

@progressiveact Let's take this to our graves: "And the working class should never be used as leverage."

Everybody loves saying “tax the rich.” But here’s the real question… Why are some politicians so afraid to confront the people in power that they’re willing to put the middle class and working class on the table as leverage? That’s not leadership. If you believe the rich should pay more, then say it directly to Governor Hochul. Draw the line in the sand. Tell her— “If you don’t tax the rich… you’re not getting our support next election.” That’s how politics works. But using working families as political bargaining chips just to pressure someone else? That’s not bold. That’s coward politics. The middle class should never be collateral damage in someone else’s strategy. And the working class should never be used as leverage. Period 😤 #ny #nyc #mta #fyp

@marcorandazza well I'm glad we got that cleared up.

Being a person who that organization serves would be a disqualifying factor, but being a member itself with no actual pedophilic tendencies would not disqualify you. Now you have to be a real fucking weirdo to be a member so again you’re disqualifying factor would be being a fucking weirdo, not membership in the organization.

My firm is dedicated to protecting the first amendment. That includes freedom of association. You can work for me and be a member of any organization you like except the ABA.

@marcorandazza lolz

Then we need to seize the Iran side of the strait and slap on a toll, and make the free loaders pay for it.

@marcorandazza How about peops that have more than one passport?

Agreed …the problem with citizenship renunciation law is that the welfare sucking losers don’t have access to it. If you take public assistance, if you would rather leave the USA, never to return, we should give you a little starter money and a free plane ticket.

@marcorandazza I wonder if the USS Jimmy Carter is in Iranian waters right now...?

Yup. His haters will be forgotten as an aircraft carrier gets his name.

@thesisklord @ChrisMurphyCT easter 2036.

@ChrisMurphyCT Interesting calculation here. But if you are wrong you lose the house in Nov. This will be over by Easter one way or the other. Gotta love a guy willing to roll the dice

It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire. 1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.

@JetSetGent @MuellerSheWrote bootlicker

@MuellerSheWrote Yes, YOU should be afraid of this President. We, on the other hand, cheer and support him 😝

BREAKING: BOOTS ON THE GROUND. The Pentagon is sending a Marine Expeditionary Unit of up to 2,500 to Iran. We should all be very afraid of what this idiot president is willing to do to save his polling numbers, with the understanding that he was dumb and dangerous enough to start the war without realizing Iran would close the Strait. wsj.com/livecoverage/u…

@HIGH_TIMES_Mag I grew up in Oregon and I have lived in NYC since 1988, and that is in no way accurate. probly an entertaining memoir tho...

Before legalization, smoking weed meant: 📌 sketchy dealers 📌 seeds everywhere 📌 and getting ripped off constantly. One stoner's memoir of trying to stay high through the '80s and '90s 👇 hightimes.com/culture/alaska…

@robertsietsema shit was a good hang in the '90s...

Anybody remember Coffee Shop at Union Square, circa 2018?

@eric_hz143 during alt side parking times, the meters don't work...?

NYPD Traffic Cop gives ticket to a women when meters don't work. #Brooklyn going nuts!!!

@marcorandazza bow chicka bow bow

@flatdaniels Are you trying to give me an erection?

Why do you think people want to raise the standard deduction so badly all of a sudden? If you don’t pay any taxes, anyway, it’s hard to get you to care about this fraud.

@marcorandazza ...well I guess we start compiling a list of volunteers who want to be killed. coupla well placed nukes and some passed time, and then we'll be good...?

@flatdaniels ... I'm listening....

@Drummrguy1989 @ChefReactions buffalo is nice

@ChefReactions Lol why would anyone who doesn't have to be there go to buffalo?

@marcorandazza Ideally, there are far fewer cities and we kill like half of everybody...

@flatdaniels We've managed to engineer a society where 40% are "net taxpayers" vs 60% "net tax takers" So "democracy" (especially in a plurality rules system) means that the 60% will simply keep increasing the load on the 40% until the whole thing breaks.