Flat Lander
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Flat Lander
@flatlanderorg
Central European shitlord. Strength coach. Solution-focused therapist. Iron sharpens iron; so a man sharpens a friend’s character.
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Women are not the gatekeepers of sex. Women can't say no to a man they are attracted to - because why would they. They've been trying to get that guy since like forever and if they don't get him now - Juanita may. Women are only gatekeepers of sex for men they are not attracted to. But here it has the opposite meaning. Women can open their gates when they don't want to. But why would -you- want them to do that.

Uh... maybe you should have considered that sooner

POV: What it's like to be a professional chef during the dinner rush.

every good man i’ve ever been on a date with has sent a car (usually black car) it’s very weird to not send a car and also, when you’re dating, you should be on your boyfriend/husband’s uber family account i don’t see why this is controversial




All girls are “quiet at first”. They’re afraid they’ll open their mouth and all the dicks they’ve sucked will fall out


