Alexandria Turner

@Paul_Wischmeyer What is the brown thing in A, B2, B3, etc?

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My son just gave me a blueberry 🫐, how sweet! *eats blueberry and realizes it’s dipped in chick fil a sauce* would not recommend 😂

@angiecanmagic Did you at some point walk under a tree

How did the fire ants get into my bra at work is what i want to know

I will be very sad when my son outgrows calling them his “skeleton bones.” 🦴 *stubs toe* “Ah, my skeleton bones!”

Singing Closed on Sunday in the car in the Chick fil A line not noticing the Chick fil A employee at my window patiently waiting for the jam to end

When you forgot to dry the sports jersey…

@WilliePajamas We had a “self esteem balloon” that deflated every time someone said something mean

@angiecanmagic But not just ANY weasel

Asked roy if he’s still kiss me if was a weasel and he said yes should i feel loved or worried that he would kiss a weasel

@WilliePajamas Brilliant!

Talking to someone on the phone, they ask “got anything going on this week?” Me: absolutely nothing. Husband within earshot: our anniversary? Me: Oops! 💕Happy 5 Years 💕

@CrumblCookies Muddy Buddies

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Made my three year old an omelet for breakfast and he said “I don’t want that fish egg!!” 🤷🏻‍♀️

@JillKrajewski I’m at a crossroads! It’s like there’s a Dennys on one corner and an IHOP on the other!

@WilliePajamas I recently saw a post about how not everyone has a constant running dialogue in their head and thought “must be nice”

@CrumblCookies Cornbread

Dare you to be the last person to respond to this tweet with your favorite Crumbl cookie flavor 👀

@WilliePajamas The limit does not exist. I watched it for the first time days postpartum and can’t handle those animated babies without tears

Happy #IWD2022 to @FlatterInc employees and the wonderful women in my life! Here @flatterac is normalizing motherhood and babies in the office 😀. We had our best year after relaxing working schedules and allowing flexibility for working moms. #BreakTheBias

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“Caloric” 6th grade 😂

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