Anabell Serrano
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A group of turtles gathered for a drinking session. When they ran out of beer, they decided to send one of them to buy more. Two days passed, and there was still no sign of the beer. They began to curse: "That slowpoke is useless! Everything he does is so slow." A weak voice from outside the door chimed in: "If you keep badmouthing me like that, I'm not going to buy beer anymore!"
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The close friend asked if the reason for the breakup was because the boyfriend was being touchy, and the girl angrily replied, "If only it were that simple."
Two girls were chatting about a guy they both knew.
How's it going with the guy you just started seeing?
That's all in the past now.
Why? You two seemed very affectionate last Sunday.
That night, it was raining in the park, and we were taking shelter from the rain, but his hand kept...
Touching you inappropriately?
If only it were that simple. On the contrary, he kept covering the face of his watch, afraid of it getting wet.
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