FLAV!US 🍪

@DerGanesha Das muss Satire sein. Alles andere wäre geisteskrank. 😃

Er verlangt Schadensersatz von seinen Eltern, weil sie ihm Fleisch gaben, obwohl er Veganer war

Every Laravel app eventually needs CSV imports. And every time it's the same grind — mapping columns, validating rows, handling relationships, dealing with 50K row files that timeout. I built Tapix to kill that loop: • Auto column mapping • Users fix their own errors inline • BelongsTo + MorphToMany handled • Queued batches — 100K rows, no sweat What's the worst CSV import you've had to build?

@laracasts 🔥🔥

@Adams_Tech_AI Almost? .. Clickbait! -_-

This is how Elon Musk almost lost the X.com domain. This is honestly one of the most painful yet fascinating “what if” stories I have ever heard!

Bro applied for an audition in the middle of the show and got a golden buzzer🤯👏✨

Some people allow their children to drink this stuff.

We just published a blog article with all the details of how @mateusjatenee and I cut load times by 60% on Laravel Cloud. Go check it out on the Laravel blog! laravel.com/blog/cutting-l…

@joetannenbaum @taylorotwell 🔥🔥

Tried to get this one out with last week's release but I wasn't satisfied, it needed more polish. It's now polished 🧼 Introducing `datatable`: A searchable, scrollable table for those selections that require a bit more information up front Available in Laravel Prompts v0.3.16

A father fought through a strong windstorm to save the tree his daughter planted before she passed away… a quiet reminder of a parent’s endless love 🥹

1.000 Euro Strafe für den Besitz von Kinderpornografie und 50.000 Euro Strafe für Beleidigungen? In unserem Land läuft gehörig etwas schief … Was ist deine Meinung dazu?

@wendell_adriel @calebporzio 🔥🔥nice one

I just released ⚡️SlideWire A package to create beautiful presentations with Blade/Livewire only, without any JS! 🔥 It uses Phiki for code highlight and integrates in Laravel apps as routes, so you can also create beautiful websites with slide-like animations! 🚀 Check the website and docs in the link below 👇

@teamcodecourse definitely A. but, don’t ask why 😅

When you need multiple users in a test, do you prefer: A) creating them individually B) User::factory()->count(2) and destructuring

The smile when a baby realizes they are safe is priceless. 👶💛

@teamcodecourse A Job, after I press the „save“ button. 😅

When implementing **@mentions**, do you prefer: A) parsing mentions on save B) observers handling the sync C) background jobs

Moment of the year 😍😍

Shut up mom prank

Lesson He’ll Never Forget Lifetime Trauma 😱🤯💀

@Alice_Weidel Veysel hat für das selbe Delikt 5 Jahre gesessen ..

Der 16-jährige Filipp wurde von einem “18-jährigen” - ohne Namen aus Datenschutzgründen - totgeprügelt. Der Schläger bekommt nur eine Bewährungsstrafe. Wie ist dieses Wahnsinnsurteil zu erklären? Warum liefern die Regierungsparteien unsere Kinder diesen primitiven Schlägern aus?

@KieraDiss Was macht die Polizei beruflich? Oder war da Fasching??

EUROPE NEEDS REMIGRATION 🇩🇪 At a train station in Germany, police have to tackle a migrant wielding a knife and throwing stones from the track. They eventually got him down with pepper spray. Another day on the continent.

@MMalagies He gave me a wonderful family ♥️

if you love God, watch this❤️