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carol sturka can’t make a friend can’t write a book she loves can’t sing can’t golf can’t even kill herself right. all time character.

@dykefruit @burritoprophet listen…. It was bookmarked and I love a guide from a trusted oomf 🙏

@burritoprophet @fleabaged just started ep2. “ok cash do you want to know what sam said about this episode??”

oomf @fleabaged and i starting our x files journey…

@kimsturka these pussies only priv quote . I’d love to go down defending u

@kimsturka Be the change you want to see in the world

if there’s one thing I learned about linka on a press tour is there’s no way she can follow a word count 🫶

thank FUCK it’s a long weekend

@Marilynhackfan waaaiiittt. yes her little seahorses lmaooo

@fleabaged We're her little seahorses

watching hacks and in another lifetime we could’ve been rhea’s little debbies

I would follow her to any infomercial . also cried the entire last ten minute of the episode 😹 yall are they really killing Deborah… please no… don’t play w me…

how i feel at work when i don’t want anybody to be mad at me so i change it from “I need this now” to “the team discussed and we need additional materials”

@dykefruit it would be the ultimate this show WENTTTT there. And she’d be so eerily different and opportunity to flex every acting muscle. Ugh, yum

ok but rhea would fucking SLAY a hived carol ngl…

@dykefruit using the phrase protein forward immediately

unfortunately getting up early, working out, and eating a protein forward breakfast IS healing.

@tvsilverscreen Burial and Holy Spirit 2 are my tops 😭

@fleabaged i listened to half before and saved the rest for the movie and i’m gagged fr…i already played burial so much it’s prob going to be my top song 😭😭

holy fuck i need to be sedated

@tvsilverscreen the album is soooooo good

the music in this film 1000000/10 when’s the mother mary tour fr

back on my usual bullshit.

@dykefruit TRUE STURHIVESIA!!!!

many of one 🐜 archiveofourown.org/works/85235186

@lesbian_fleabag @dykefruit I can’t say there was JOY in dykefruit’s heart more EXASPERATION with me if you can even believe it. AND WHENEVER IT IS WE WILL BE HEREEEE FOR KITLA

@fleabaged @dykefruit A DOUBLE FLIP OFF?? 😭😭 girl that's dirty as hell i'm so sorry. it's beautiful dykefruit was ready to take the wheel that's #real friendship 🥰 when jet fuel is more readily available again and overseas flight aren't asking me to sell a kidney TRUST i will be there 💖

THEY’VE GOT A MIDDLE AGED LESBIAN ON MY COMMUTE HOMEEEE

@lesbian_fleabag oomf LA takeover ANY TIME! lol I’m sure I did twt that. I’ve gained a ton of confidence since being in LA a few yrs now but a motorcyclist did double flip me off last week. also @dykefruit almost took over on the way to plurbcenturycity b/c i couldn’t make a hard left. i try.

@fleabaged first of all wtf bring me along next time also get ready to be creeped tf out because i remember you tweeting something many many years ago about being a nervous driver is this still true lmao

my fav silly goofy coworkers <3

when carol chops the shit out of that cure sturhivesia will come to me. happy to be (according to my 2 second research) the first person to tweet sturhivesia.

@dykefruit hehehe she came to me I did not have to seek her out

@fleabaged KY*SSSSSSS