Evan ODonnell

@kikomotu Butter olive oil a little pasta water some Parmesan cheese and some Italian seasoning

あっ！パスタソース無かった！！ 家にある物でなんとかするならどうする？

@thenewarea51 Bro chose the literal worst flight to try that on

Attemped Skyjacking over Wisconsin last night aboard a United Airlines 737. ATC audio describes that a passenger tried to breach the cockpit several times. Luckily there were 5 Law Enforcement Officers onboard. The Captain of the flight said the skyjacker was seated in between two FBI Agents when the flight landed at Madison. Audio via @liveatc & tracking via @flightradar24

@morg_alexx Report it to the mail police division of USPS they take mail crimes VERY seriously

A USPS worker signed for & then stole my boyfriend & I’s packages while we’re in Aruba. They consisted of Pokemon cards. I’m sure this happens all the time & they think I’ll just get a refund from amazon. But I’ve got the time & spite to file a police report today!! Wrong bitch!

@Brazmeso Warlords and civil war

I genuinely think this is the least talked about country on the planet. What even happens there

@chaser_bait Actually animals get drunk in the wild by eating fermented fruit

my grandpa used to get home every day, pour himself a glass of scotch and then pour some scotch in his dachshund’s waterbowl and they’d have a drink together. and before you say anything, no it wasn’t animal abuse, this was the 60’s

@AlexGon33213591 @srkntnyldz Now you know why Guatemala is still considered a 3rd world country

@srkntnyldz Yo averiguo el nombre del policía , cuando salga de la cárcel, lo seguiría hasta sabe donde vive y a su mujer e hijos les haría sufrir por 3-4 días antes de mandarlos a una cuneta y luego le enviaría al policía los videos y fotos de su familia

Hollanda’da bir polis, hamile kadını kolundan tutarak yere savurdu! Hamile eşinin yere çarptığını gören eden kocası, polise saldırdı. Amsterdam’da polis memurunun hamile kadını yere fırlatmasını izleyen diğer polisler, kocası karşılık verince adamı hemen etkisiz hale getirdi…

@mypoliticalx Can’t have it anymore all cars need a computer put in just to run all the lame “safety” requirements the government makes them put in

One of the major American car manufacturers should produce a vehicle that has basically no technology or computers. Just mostly mechanical and easy to work on. Make them inexpensive and gas efficient. I bet they would sell like hotcakes.

@DeanAbbott Get a Siamese lynx or a flame point their very sociable breeds that like to be around people

Thinking I'm going to get a cat at the first opportunity. You guys have any cat advice?

@cryptorover So Obama deal?

💥BREAKING: The New York Times says Trump is preparing to give Iran a $300 BILLION "investment fund" as part of whatever deal they cut to end the war. This is absolutely INSANE!

@Regi19512864 @Demo4fhs Yes yes they do

@Demo4fhs Y'all making shit up lol. No legit HR will ask employee to show up 30 mns before their shift starts.

HR: We noticed you're not "showing up" 30 minutes before your shift starts like everyone else, per policy. Employee: No, It’s not paid time and I'm in a hourly position. HR: That's a company policy violation. You're getting put on a PIP. Employee: It's also against federal law to have that policy and it not be "paid time." HR: Excuse me? Employee: Look up the Fair Labor Standards Act: (Wage Theft.) I'll wait.

@warDaniel47 This man is so out of touch with the country it’s insane

🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just BODIED a reporter at the Lincoln Memorial Q: Why focus on these projects when gas prices are soaring? TRUMP: "Such a STUPID question you ask...YOU can understand DIRT, maybe, better than I can! This is one of the WORST reporters, she's a HORROR SHOW!" "She's saying, why would you bother fixing this up? Why would I bother taking 11 or 12 truckloads of filth out of the water in front of the Lincoln Monument? That's what made our country great. Beauty made our country!" "People made our country great. A question like that is a disgrace to our country."

@sw_holocron Yeah you guys killed off your franchise with how bad you fumbled the last skywalker movie “palpatine returned somehow” who actually writes such low level slop and is allowed to approve it

Simon Kinberg’s upcoming STAR WARS trilogy is “reportedly intended to function as Episodes 10 -12 of the ongoing Skywalker saga.” (Source: gq.com/story/every-st…)

@cturnbull1968 What I read is they were going to do a bunch of stuff for each state but trump cancelled that and turned it into a Super Bowl party instead

There was a non partisan commission, set up 10 years ago, that had worked to put on our 250th birthday. Guess who cancelled it and created a MAGA only commission? That’s why you’re getting the equivalent of a small county fair on a national scale.

@escapefrommelos So a good suggestion is that since the hotel and stadium are putting people at risk they build a pedestrian bridge and walking path since these 2 businesses decided to team up on location

genuinely horrific and dystopian

@escapefrommelos It shouldn’t be illegal to walk along any public roadway wtf

Men who can cook... who taught you?

@DanCollins2011 What happens when china nukes Australia though?

Palantir knows everything. The founder of Palantir is fleeing the country.

@TammieMcDonal17 @NewsWire_US Correct they run the Judicial which has an oversight on the other 2 so yes they do kinda

@NewsWire_US Baaahhhhaaaa. Last time I checked some woke judge doesn’t run the executive branch

FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP NAME REMOVED FROM KENNEDY CENTER BUILDING

@IfindGayness @NewsWire_US Agreeing with him because he wasn’t a crazy dictator

@NewsWire_US Federal judge can suck these nuts. Where were all the republican judges during Biden’s administration?

@NewsWire_US Never should’ve been put on it in the first place he had nothing to do with the building or its origination