bear with a blog

enemy to lush pretty to all

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

Birds will post this on their story then date a fella who rotates the square in Tetris

i have the sex appeal of tung tung tung sahur

this has me fucking crying bro somebody gotta punch that nigga in the back of his head 😭😭😭😭😭

“why are you using banned spells” because im lowkey evil dude damn

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

spidey sense tingling was wondering what the disturbance in the force was thought maybe i was bugging but nope !! always trust your gut lol

@noxheav3n funny i was jus thinking the same shit

being the bigger person has brought me nothing but misery dawg

much like an actual bear sometimes i am chill and sometimes i am not and the answer often depends on whether i’m hungry

strategically leaving banana peels across the pond from the nature preserve to lure monkeys to my jobsite

u know the beyond burger gon be good when ur whole apartment becomes consumed in a haze of smoke

why is gas 4 dollars in the hood rn